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The Ryanair Song

2013

HOG:
I'm...
Flying Ryanair
'Cause I got no money
I can't afford
An Aerlingus seat
UNISON:
He's got no space
For his feet
SPOKEN:
Final call, final call now
For Ryanair flight FR206 to Alicante
Now boarding at a gate
That couldn't possibly
Be further away
HOG:
I'm running to the gate
The ticket says I'm late
Oh no, I'm not
Three hours standing in the queue
UNISON:
We left you standing there
The jokes on you!
HOG:
I got my carry on bag
It's kinda big
I'm starting to worry
I'm starting to twitch
UNISON:
Going to be stopped
By the baggage bitch
(Spoken)
ARMS: Excuse me, could I see your bag please?
HOG: Eh... it's just a small bag
ARMS: Oh it's just a small bag, is it? We'll just have a small look, so
HOG: Aw go on now
ARMS: Just pop it in the cage there we'll have a quick check
HOG: Please
ARMS: Just pop in the cage there. We'll all have a good laugh
HOG: Aw come on it's not heavy
ARMS: Stick in there now
HOG: It's not even heavy
ARMS: Smells heavy. I can smell the dimensions
HOG::
She's....
Got a face
Like she's never been laid
But she's going to do me
With the extra charge
UNISON:
Doing you from behind...
With your credit card
(Spoken)
ARMS:
Thank you all for flying Ryanair
We know you've had a shit time
But you'll be back
'Cause you're poor!
ARMS:
I'm booking another flight
I'm loosing patience
Cause the website
Is a pile of sh..
(Spoken)
ARMS: Would you like travel insurance?
HOG: No. No
ARMS: Would you like to click the box "You do want travel insurance"
ARMS: Would you like to click the box that says you don't want travel insurance?
HOG: Yeah
ARMS: Would you like to click the box: you do not not not, do not not, do not not click the box "do you want travel insurance?"
HOG: Uh, ah
ARMS: You just bought travel insurance
FOIL: Ah, come on
HOG:
I'm booking another flight
(Spoken)
ARMS: Hertz car rental?
FOIL: No. No
ARMS: Do you want it?
HOG: No
ARMS: Ryanair Samsanite bag?
FOIL: No, thank you
ARMS: Ryanair TalkTalk telephone card?
Ryanair scratch cards?
Helping children's charitys
HOG: No
ARMS: Do you want a piggyback? To the terminal line?
FOIL AND HOG: Yeah
ARMS: You just bought travel insurance
FOIL: Come on
HOG:
I'm booking another fl...
(Spoken)
ARMS: I'm sorry you have been timed out. Hehehe
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Foil Arms and Hog

Foil Arms and Hog

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"The Ryanair Song" appears on "The Ryanair Song" in 2013.

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