Why the Hell did Lockdown have to End? (AKA The Lockdown Song) Lyrics by Foil Arms and Hog
2020
[VERSE 1} They say we're moving to Phase Three And everything is opening gradually Shops, hotels and pizza parlors Soon pubs, clubs and barbers [VERSE 2] And up to now I had a perfect excuse For being borderline recluse But lockdown rules are being reverted And that's bad news for the introverted [VERSE 3] Social gatherings I've been dreading Like Mick's stag and Ciara's Wedding Avoiding nightclubs not a chance I'll probably even have to dance [VERSE 4] Ducking and diving out of invitations Trying to avoid everyone's attentions I like my friends, and they're good fun I just don't like groups of more than one [VERSE 5] But they'll ask me and I'll have to go Cause I'm socially awkward and I can't say "No" For the last five months I didn't have to lie There really was a chance that I could die... I had the perfect excuse! We were in lockdown [VERSE 6] Go for drinks with the office crowd Awkward silence though the music's loud Beside the IT guy who never talks And the girl from accounts who's going through a divorce [VERSE 7] Sitting in the barber's chair Oh, please don't talk, just cut my hair Standing, waiting for a coffee As the barista explains his life philosophy [SPOKEN] FOIL: You see, love is like an aura, or a shining light coming from within. I think if we could harness that.. ARMS: Could I get a flat white? [VERSE 8] Now I'll have to get dressed properly Which causes me anxiety Cause I like the sweatpants lazy look But outside the house you're supposed to give a fuck I'm going to miss my dressing gown Now we're out of lockdown [VERSE 9] FOIL: A barbecue is overdue ARMS: I'll be there at 10! FOIL: But it starts at two? Why the hell did lockdown have to end? FOIL: Lad's holiday, can we count you in? ARMS: God, I miss social distancing! Why the hell did lockdown have to end? FOIL: Poor auld Danny passed away ARMS: Skip the funeral, I'll send a bouquet! Why the hell did lockdown have to end? [VERSE 10] Oh, wouldn't it be just so serene To live the rest of my life in quarantine? I wouldn't have to make up lies Pretend distant relatives had suddenly died But I've lost the perfect excuse Bring back lockdown [SPOKEN] Hey, buddy What's the craic? Yeah, big night, can't wait" Going to get a taxi now He's on the way I'm here now I'm not, I'm in bed
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