[Intro]
\n(I got a gun—)
\nTake one, but hope ya don't Drake one
\n(Find another girl and he won't miss ya)
\nWhat the fuck?
\nRock
\n
\n[Chorus]
\nRock the microphone like it's a cell phone
\nI did not come here to throw a party by myself, oh
\nYou do not know about Eevee Party, that's a self-own
\nFlying to our shows'll raise alert and make you have to call the telco
\nI need Gatorade and to be gay today with fictional gator baes
\nAnd then listen to Slayyyter based in the database
\nRock the headline slot like it's my first show
\nTake the potential energy, convert it back into inertia
\n
\n[Verse 1]
\nWalk in this bitch like Ray Delahanty
\nYeah, I walk in this bitch like a pedestrian
\nDish out this K like a equestrian, give it for free to he/him lesbians
\nWalk in this bitch with my Transit app on
\n36 to the Red Line to the downtown tunnel
\nTo the Blue Line to the airport to the airline to the show
\nBags down in the DoubleTree and then I have to go
\nGo to Paris for work, Indianapolis for fun
\n
\n[Chorus]
\nLike it's a cell phone
\nI did not come here to throw a party by myself, oh
\nYou do not know about Eevee Party, that's a self-own
\nFlying to our shows'll raise alert and make you have to call the telco
\nI need Gatorade and to be gay today with fictional gator baes
\nAnd then listen to Slayyyter based in the database
\nRock the headline slot like it's my first show
\nTake the potential energy, convert it back into inertia
\n
\n[Verse 2]
\nI got HRT for free at my own show in Denver
\nThey were cooking up that shit like right behind the counter
\nI got traumatized for life by my own furry uncle
\nTried to talk to me from his AD, it was a downer
\nUgh, that's uncomfortable, that's gruesome
\nQueer community, yeah, you take some, lose some
\nChosen family, yeah, you take some, lose some
\nBut that's why
\nI live a fast life to outrun my past life
\nYou could say that's unfair, but that's life
\nIf I'm on your bad side when you've been a bad guy
\nI could say that is cool, but that's lie
\nSlide
\nTo unlock every reason why
\n(I'mma stop—)
\nYou pushed me to the side then pushed me to the side of the side
\n
\n[Verse 3]
\nWhen I come up on the scene with all this energy in my spleen (my spleen)
\nSay hello to Dillon Francis, Doja Cat, and Hank Green (Hank Green)
\nAll this new support is great, but now I've got a hankering (what)
\nAnd all that I can think about is inhaling the dank green (whoa)
\nSkin like gangrene, fits like Banksy
\nI'm like FreakyBob, but a bit more gayly
\nTheta-delta chain me, paw me up, fang me
\nNow I need a doggy, extra points if he's hangry
\n
\nOops, I'm angy, list like Angie
\nTalk down on my team, I'll make you feel it in your phalanges
\nDownright mangled, fuck's your angle?
\nSay you got the green, but it's the color wheel of Bojangles
\nCrank 'em, smoking on that shit and it smell like jenkem
\nGassy, putrid, yeah, that real big stenkem
\nDo the stanky leg, turn around and hit the precum
\nFo fi fee fum, talk big, see some
\n
\nMy flow is Frosted Flakes, and it even exhausted Drake
\nAnd made Lipgloss Twins shake
\nI'm the Boston cake, you are lost and fake
\nI love gay people
\nI won't say shoo to gays, but I love shoegaze
\nI love guitar music
\nI love rap music
\nI love pop music and electronic music
\nAnd supersonic music and laptop music
\nAnd I fuckin' love bad music
\n(That's an awfully hot-)
\nThey say that hyperpop is out of style (whoa)
\nThey want me to grow up and go acoustic (no)
\nI said, "Do you even like music?"
\nSing the chorus one more time
\n
\n[Chorus]
\nRock the microphone like it's a cell phone
\nI did not come here to throw a party by myself, oh
\nYou do not know about Eevee Party, that's a self-own
\nFlying to our shows'll raise alert and make you have to call the telco
\nI need Gatorade and to be gay today with fictional Gator baes, oh fuck
\nMessed it up
\nLeave it in\n\n
