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Mean Mr. Mustard Lyrics by Frankie Howerd

Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band (Original Soundtrack)

1978

Mean Mr. Mustard sleeps in the park
Shaves in the dark
Trying to save paper
Sleeps in a hole in the road
Saving up to buy him some clothes
Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose
Such a mean old man (Yes, a mean old man!)
Such a mean old man (I agree, a mean old man!)
Such a mean old man
Such a mean old man
Such a mean old man
Such a mean old man
His sister Pam works in a shop
She never stops
She's a go-getter
Takes him out to look at the Queen
Only place that he's ever been
Always shouts out something obscene
Such a dirty old man (Dirty old man?)
Such a dirty old man (Yes, a dirty old man!)
Such a dirty old man
Such a dirty old man

About “Mean Mr. Mustard” by Frankie Howerd

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"Mean Mr. Mustard" is credited to Frankie Howerd. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Mean Mr. Mustard" appears on "Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band (Original Soundtrack)" in 1978.

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