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March of the Cosmetic Surgeons Lyrics by French Frith Kaiser Thompson

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Act 1, Scene 2, The Clinic of Dr. Krikstein. On a podium, Center
MRS. RIPSTOCK-GEDDES is posing as Aphrodite, complete with water jug
Enter Left DR. KRIKSTEIN, followed by his STUDENTS, marching Indian
File to the rhythm of the music
We nip and tuck, and we nip and tuck
And we nip and tuck, and we nip and tuck
And we nip and tuck all day
We liposuck, and we liposuck
And we liposuck, and we liposuck
And we liposuck all day
Goddess, you are a goddess
You are a legend, you are a monument
Goddess, you are a goddess
You are bewitching, you are embodiment
Gone, tired and worn
See woman new born
See how the knife can free her
Who wouldn't want to be her
See her, see her
Once I was old, ugly I was told
Till that blessed day when I met Dr. Krikstein
Now my thighs are firm and thin
No rolls beneath my chin
And my nose is an ode composed
By the blade of Dr. Krikstein
Dr. Krikstein
"Oh Doctor, what're you going to do with that?"
"Don't worry, my liebe, thass is just the latest rhinoplastic technology
Just relax, it might hurt a teeny-weeny bit, uh!"
"Ohhhhhhh, oooooooh, ooooh"
We nip and tuck, and we nip and tuck
And we nip and tuck, and we nip and tuck
And we nip and tuck all day
We liposuck, and we liposuck
And we liposuck, and we liposuck
And we liposuck all day
We stretch and snip, and we stretch and snip
And we stretch and snip, and we stretch and snip
And we stretch and snip all day
We hack and gouge, and we hack and gouge
And we hack and gouge, and we hack and gouge
And we hack and gouge all day
We nip and tuck, and we nip and tuck
And we nip and tuck, and we nip and tuck
And we nip and tuck all day
We liposuck, and we liposuck
And we liposuck, and we liposuck
And we liposuck all day
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French Frith Kaiser Thompson

French Frith Kaiser Thompson

About “March of the Cosmetic Surgeons” by French Frith Kaiser Thompson

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