[Intro]
RAP BATTLE!
DOCTOR STRANGE
VS
THE DOCTOR!
BEGIN
[Verse 1: The 10th Doctor]
Ohhh, so that's why my psychic paper keeps going missing
This phony's after it, 'cause he knows he'll pass as Tony Stark but with no Vision
Give up the act, that bad American accent could not be mended with magic
Strange, you look like the master if he mastered the art of chatting to fabric
My sonic screwdriver has the mic locked
You're a colonizer in knee high docs
I know the Ancient One is rocking make-shift robes
But they really didn't need a bloody white wash (No!)
You don't want to face a Time Lord in a rhyme war
You're minor to the Daleks that I fought
My TARDIS is like the Fеrrari of time travel
Your stone's quitе literally an eyesore
Ooh, yeah, sports cars are a shaky topic
Right, 'course
Now that joke was an accident
Let's hope it still lands well, unlike yours!
Sherlock, I better beg of you to answer me this question
'Cuz it's taking me a bit to understand it
How did the Avengers take on Thanos in the secondary battle
When the only difference was the magician vanished?
[Verse 2: Doctor Strange]
No, let me ask you, Doctor
With no sling ring in sight
How do you cast those plot holes
That are way bigger on the inside?
So take your cafuffals you solve with loving hugs and Macguffins and shut it
I haven't seen softer Doctors since McStuffins
I'll tell you something, I've looked in 14 million futures, but it didn't change 'cuz
I don't need the time stone to know that you're the same in each iteration!
This Limey time travels and swoops a companion
Uses plot armor to save the whole planet
'Til this man panics and leaves them abandoned
And then he gets damaged, so they bring in a stand-in
Then the BBC says, "We've come to bargain, let's barf it again"
You're just a dangerous threat to your friends
It's ironic your rapping is far from a 10!
I can bend time to do what I choose to
Time bends you like it's deja voodoo
That screwdriver is stupid to use
'Cause no one has the drive to ever screw you!
Go hype on the beats, call me Sorcerer Supreme
I light up the screen to a thousand degrees
When it comes to degrees, you can actually check mine
Strange is dishing out the best rhymes since Tech N9ne
You girl got stuck in a parallel world and I'm sure that you miss her
But the truth is Doctor: you killed Rose the moment you picked her!
[Verse 3: The 10th Doctor]
Speaking of parallel universes
I'm truly certain you hopped in a few
And threw the bootleg Chris Nolan mutant Through to ours to come to shoot your stupid movie!
Allons-y? Bene-dick to me?
I can't say that's a shocker
But it's strange how you're a defender and yet Doom's a more heroic doctor!
[Verse 4: Doctor Strange]
Your show is as stiff as your angels, except I couldn't bear to watch
I'm tearing off like a paradox
You can't square against the most prepared in this pair of docs
Suck my pears, you knob
You traveled through time, but know you should clock out
Disappear in that police box again and call that a cop out!
[Verse 5: The 10th Doctor]
Well, I gave you a choice
You either get destroyed or you shut your holes
You're ja-doomed either way 'because I flow so dope though!
When you're firmly gripping the mic with those hands, you're close to dropping it
From surgical precision to whiney, why me, wibbly wobbly
Ay, I've visited colonies
Met millions of species with different biologies
But not had a single thing bother me
As much as that prickly shit 'round the rim of your lip has done honestly!
Ay, just ask River how I make a Song bang
You brought your brother back from the dead
And he didn't even say 'fangs'!
Use that Infinity Stone to get this over with
I'm not scared of Adam Sandler's remote from Click
All that hocus pocus, but no hope for sis
That's a curse that not even your cloak could lift
[Verse 6: Doctor Strange]
I've not met a man akin to this bumbling dummy
Who was raised by evil space beings like "are you my dar-mummy?"
Doesn't it break both your hearts knowing Gallifrey is toast?
I could save your whole race from extinction...
But I won't!
I assembled the Avengers when everything crumbled
You rallied a generation onto Tumblr
Your hatred for guns has made one the thing for certain
That's why you were firing no shots in your verses
The person you lure next will surely be spared of your meaningless trust
When you become the second alien that's bitten the dust
[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
THE NEXT RAP BATTLE- WOAH! WOAH! WOAH! IS ON THE WAY!
