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TMNT vs Ghostbusters Lyrics by Freshy Kanal

Rap Battle! - Season 7

2024

[Verse 1: Ghostbusters (Swizkii as Peter Venkman, Eric the Audible as Ray Stantz, Chase Beck as Winston Zeddemore, Commander Jacob as Egon Spengler), *All*]
Alright, which one of you thought this nightmare up?
A quartet of green punks born from Slimer's spunk
You couldn't pay me enough to leave these freaks on our hearse
Let's just keep 'em at Bay. No, they will look even worse!
You know, turtles seem to go extinct from plastic litter
What, the dudes made to clog up stores with their action figures?
And hang with that reporter chick they all got feelings for?
*What??* That love story's unholy! It's Zuul-philia!
*Pitchforks and knives split the team up over bickering*
I guess their Master taught them the art of Splintering
*The form of your destruction's the four Ghostbusters*
Let's paint the picture for you, Leo, *it's your Last Supper!*
[Verse 2: TMNT (Mix Williams as Leonardo, Politicess as Michelangelo, Kevin Krust as Donatello, PE$O PETE as Raphael)]
Well, cowa-fucking-bunga, dude, I'm actually in tears
Did we come too strapped? They got like janitor gear
Yet, they pushed one switch in their crib and then air-fried it
Our fights are like our pizza, we like to share slices
Are you mad or something cuz your vacuum packs ain't got no extra suction?
Never worked! Only the ghost in your bed had you bustin' (He's a freak!)
Now the Feds got you by the balls if you stay in town
Let's do it like Stay Puft. Mikey, break it down!
Listen, Ray Stantz, don't make friends with Venkman
The pay's bad and Winston will ditch ya ASAP
Shake hands with someone who can offer a safe plan
We're quick with the foot clan, they're just running a scam
True that! Your shoe's wack! Crew's wack! Suits' wack!
Just make like your hairlines and move back! (on god!)
You're Ghostbusters, so I wonder where your boo's at
You only face a Shredder when you got taxes, you douchebags
[Verse 3: Ghostbusters (Swizkii as Peter Venkman, Eric the Audible as Ray Stantz, Chase Beck as Winston Zeddemore, Commander Jacob as Egon Spengler), *All*]
Heya, Raph, why don't you go take a bath instead?
Watch us take it back to when all your rainbow masks were red
Oh, you want to talk about society with your double teeth?
Read the signs, kid, you barely got across the street
*Without being called a freak.* Forget pizza, you want a piece?
Grew up in sewers but *you can't survive us crossing streams!*
Splinter made a funny?Yeah, with the way they got raised
Quarantined for life, childhood went straight down the drain
Hey, I'm just saying if you four homeless snot chunks
Need a place that you'll finally fit in, *we got one!*
[Verse 4: TMNT (Mix Williams as Leonardo, Politicess as Michaelangelo, Kevin Krust as Donatello, PE$O PETE as Raphael, *All*)]
We'll pass on taking notes about fitting in with the surface
From the pervert getting ghosted by each client that he flirts with
*Let's go!* I don't think you're surpassing us cuz you're older
I bet as teens you got pushed around more than your controllers
*No way!* You sure showed them with all the buildings you blew up
For every ghost that you catch, you leave half a city of new ones
You're dead weight that shows up to haunt crowds
'Cause ever since your sequel, you just let 'em all down
Then by 2016, the Boomers were swapped out
And they gave up the ghost, *so who you gonna call now?*
Credits
Freshy Kanal

Freshy Kanal

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