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Jesus Song Lyrics by Frog

Frog

2015

[Verse 1]
Mary threw Jesus a party at Chuck E. Cheese
And invited all the moms from the A&P
And kids thought it was gay and we called him a freak
And we filled up his bookbag with nacho cheese
And Jesus threw it out himself in the parking lot
Imagined shooting them all with a shotgun cocked
And he read science fiction novels out in the car
Till Mary ran out, frantic, "Oh, there ya are"
[Chorus]
I can't cross the streams, I can't cross the streams
So why're you all alone tonight?
I can't cross the streams, I can't cross the streams
So why're you all alone tonight?
It's lonely by the Florida light that you read by
[Post-Chorus]
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo doo doo
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo doo doo
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo doo doo
[Verse 2]
Jesus started jerking off when he was twelve
To a Sears catalog on his mom's top shelf
And he rewound and played back the scene from Animal House
Where Jim Belushi pulled off the cute girl's blouse
And he invited John the Baptist over to watch it
Put a pillow barricade so they weren't touching
And he found himself looking over at John's side
He hated himself afterwards as he cried
[Chorus]
I can't cross the streams, I can't cross the streams
So why're you all alone tonight?
I can't cross the streams, I can't cross the streams
So why're you all alone tonight?
It's lonely by the Florida light that you read by
[Post-Chorus]
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh oh oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh oh oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh oh oh
Credits
Frog

Frog

About “Jesus Song” by Frog

Read the complete lyrics to "Jesus Song" by Frog from the album "Frog" in 2015. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rock.

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"Jesus Song" is credited to Frog. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Jesus Song" appears on "Frog" in 2015.

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