[Verse 1: StraightEdgeJuggalo]
I've been tryna find a girl, I gotta tap some ass
Online dating, every lady says "pass" (What?)
I know I got the qualities to make the bitches melt
But I'm only 5-6, that's the hand that I was dealt (Short king)
What's the matter with being small? Nothing, finally got a hit
(Yeah!) That profile pic showed some massive tits (Gigantic)
I went to pick her up
The door opened up and this bitch was
(Gigantic) (That's a huge bitch!) Oh
(Gigantic) (That's a huge bitch!) Fuck
(Gigantic) (That's a huge bitch!) Umm
(Gigantic) (That's a huge bitch!) Ready to go?
This ain't a catfish, might as well be a grouper
But I'm gonna get her sucking faster than a new Hoover
500 pounds on her, but I got the tool
2-inch meat stick, gonna makе her drool (Ooh yeah, ooh yeah)
[Chorus]
(Gigantic) Fuck, your cock is hugе
(Gigantic) Fuck, your cock is huge
Fuck, your cock is huge
Yes, I want that big fucking dick
You said it was a good size
You said it was a good sizе
When a girl says it’s a good size
It’s a nice way of saying that it’s small
[Verse 2: StraightEdgeJuggalo]
The date was fine, it was dinner and a movie
But I barely paid attention 'cause I wanted her to do me
It must've went well 'cause she's taking me home (huh?)
I think I did it right (what?), I think we're gonna bone! (Woo!)
She stripped down and her whole body jiggled
So I dropped my drawers and I thought I heard a giggle
Face in shock when she saw what's gonna beat 'er
'Cause she knows 5-0 millimeters is
(Gigantic) Yeah
(Gigantic) I know
(Gigantic) It's fucking huge
(Gigantic)
It's amazing, I know the look
"Having A Huge Wang," I wrote the book
The girlie got me hard, my dick looks presentable
And now she's gonna swallow me like I'm an edible
[Chorus]
(Gigantic) Fuck, your cock is huge
(Gigantic) Fuck, your cock is huge
Fuck, your cock is huge
Yes, I want that big fucking dick
You said it was a good size
You said it was a good sizе
When a girl says it’s a good size
It’s a nice way of saying that it’s small
[Verse 3: StraightEdgeJuggalo]
Bronco Busted all over her mouth and
Now it's time for me to please her down south
Call me Rob Van Dam, I Five-Star Frog Splash
From her headboard - right in to the gash (Wee!)
Fopping up and down on her waterbed body
I'm a showwer, not a growwer and she's feeling real naughty
I swore I heard her yawn, but I know she was impressed
She's never been with a guy that was this (Gigantic)
[Interlude: StraightEdgeJuggalo, xMINUSx]
Yeah
She was totally feelin' it
2 was more than enough to pin her down, heh heh
Hey, by the way, I did more wrestling shit
Can I throw that in there, xMINUSx?
Ehh, yeah. Whatever
[Verse 4: StraightEdgeJuggalo]
Adjusted her Attitude while we were in bed
69 as I Tombstone Piledrive her head (Rest. In. Peace)
Hit a Rock Bottom and my work was done (Shut up, bitch)
The bitch passed out, Stone Cold Stunned
[Chorus]
(Gigantic) Fuck, your cock is huge
(Gigantic) Fuck, your cock is huge
Fuck, your cock is huge
Yes, I want that big fucking dick
You said it was a good size
You said it was a good sizе
When a girl says it’s a good size
It’s a nice way of saying that it’s small
[Verse 5: StraightEdgeJuggalo]
Left her house, saw the stars above
Finna give another lady 2 inches of love
And when I do the deed, I guarantee she'll say
"Mick Pole-y is God, Have A Nice Day"
[Chorus]
(Gigantic) Fuck, your cock is huge
(Gigantic) Fuck, your cock is huge
Fuck, your cock is huge
Yes, I want that big fucking dick
[Outro: Mick Foley]
I apply a, a nervehold, uh, which is made doubly effective with the use of a smelly sweatsock. And I go underneath the tongue and press down on the 2 nerves while simultaneously, big word for a wrestler, pressing up on the, uh, little bone that goes underneath the jaw
