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The Jedi Went Down to Tattooine Lyrics by Funk Turkey

2020

A Jedi went down to Tattooine, he was lookin’ for some parts
Now He was in a spot cause the blockade shot and blew his hyperdrive apart
When he came across this young man fixin’ up stuff in Watto’s shop
And the jedi checked his midichlorian count and said "boy let me tell you what!”
“I guess you didn't know it but you could be a Jedi too
And if you'd care to take a dare, well I reckon I’ll train you
Now, you built a pretty fast pod there boy and I know that much is true, but
I think you might be the chosen one cause the force is strong with you"
The boy said, "my name's Annie and I know I’m gonna win
So you take that bet and he’s gonna regret cause I'm the best that's ever been"
Annie start your engines up and jump into your pod
'Cause Watto bet against you and that dude seems kinda odd
And if you win, we get our parts and you get to go free
But if you lose, we’re stuck on Tattooine
Well Jabba climbed up to the top and said "I'll start this show"
And fire flew from the exhaust ports of the gathered pods below
But Sebulba sabotaged Annie’s pod and let out an evil hiss
Then they all took off and left him behind and it sounded something like this-
When he got it fixed, Annie said "well I hope you had your fun
Ya got a big head start in your little go-kart now let me show you how it's done"
Skywalker’s coming, run boys run
He ain’t gonna stop till the race is done
Lookit little flyboy puttin’ on a show
Annie win the race now, go child go
Now Sebulba bowed his head 'cause he knew that he'd been beat
And he sat there in the Canyon and hung his head down in defeat
Annie said, "I ain’t never coming back to Tattooine I swear
Cause I don’t like sand, it’s coarse and rough and it gets everywhere"
And they said
Darth Vader's comin' run boys run
He ain’t gonna stop till he kills everyone
He just put a sword through Jethro's face
D'ya think it'd be better if he lost that race?
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Funk Turkey

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