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Tooth Hurts Lyrics by Funk Turkey

2019

No Colgate, now they gotta operate. (Whoop)

I just went to the dentist, turns out
He 100% knows I’m not flossing one bit
Yeah I got tooth problems that’s between him and me
Drill drill, that's the calcium deficiency
I COULDA HAD A GREAT SMILE
INCI-DENTAL
HELP ME WHEN I EAT CORN
JUST A LITTLE
So now it’s going down
Teeth are holding me back
Gonna get some crowns
The Dentist calling me back

No Colgate, now they gotta operate (No Toothpaste)
X ray on the inside of my face (X Ray)
D A sat me down in the dental chair (In the chair)
Made me wear a little bib just for fun there
Fresh photos of all the cavities (Cavities)
New dentures probably what they give me (New dentures)
Tooth Hurts now I get a root canal like
(Screaming)

Didja brush ya teeth?
You didn’t brush ya teeth
Now you got the gingivitis
That's the gum disease
Now they got me back in the chair
And I hope they bill my Insurance
I will never ever ever ever ever ever
Be a good patient

They put the lie in lidocaine
They said it wouldn’t hurt but that's BULLCRAP
So would you tell the man
“Give me the gas” when you see him
Cause I don’t wanna feel this or remember

No Colgate, now they gotta operate. (No Toothpaste)
X ray on the inside of my face. (X Ray)
D A sat me down in the dental chair. (In the chair)
Made me wear a little bib just for fun there
Fresh photos, Oh god are those my cavities? (Cavities)
New dentures probably what they give me (New dentures)
Tooth Hurts now I get a root canal like
(Screaming)

I don't wanna go to the dentist
Rusty pair of pliers could have fixed this
(One Tooth)
He looked me in the eyes
(Two Teeth)
He caught my by surprise
He pulled out my incisor like
Aye-yi-yi

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