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No Compute Lyrics by Funkadelic

Cosmic Slop

1973

Ah, I awakened from a wet dream in which I was restless
My imagination could no longer take me there
So I slid into my copping haberdashery
And gave into the original Jones: sex

Now, my sexy Jones was below sea level
The hornies occupied my being
I was at that stage where most men would say
"Hey ho', it's your life or your lay."
But I was cooler than that

She said, "No compute."

I spotted a lady who was also on the prowl
I could tell by her makeup, plus the scent was there
So I sashayed over to her, and, ah, spoke of my plan
She screamed and said, "Are you asking to make love to me?"
I said, "Is pig pussy pork?
Or are you gonna play hard
After all the trouble you went through to get chosen?"
She said, ah, "No compute."

Finally, she said, ah, "I could, ah, probably go for what you're talking about
But it's really about my birth control pill."
I said, "All looks are not alike, all holes are not a crack
When in doubt, vamp
Or at least ad-lib
And of course you know that spit don't make babies."
She smiled, and said, "No compute."
But I could tell that she was getting interested

So off we went!
There was fun to be had, love to be made

"Strange", I said to myself after I laid
Smoking a last joint before the [???] into sleep
"What a man will go for when the hornies, ah, set in."
Well, suddenly as she laid there, mouth wide open, wig half off, snoring
Breath smelling like a 1948 Buick
I was sick with the filthies, and she smiled in her sleep
As if to say, "All looks are not alike, all holes are not a crack."
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Funkadelic

Funkadelic

About “No Compute” by Funkadelic

Read the complete lyrics to "No Compute" by Funkadelic from the album "Cosmic Slop" in 1973. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Funk, Rock.

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"No Compute" is credited to Funkadelic. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"No Compute" appears on "Cosmic Slop" in 1973.

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