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El Scorch Shot (Non-Mixtape Version) Lyrics by FUNKe (YouTuber)

2017

[Opening]
The following is a PSA about— (El Scorch Shot)
What? No, no, no, it's not about the— (Ay carumba!)
Listen, it's not about the Scorch Shot (El Scorch Shot?)
No, no, no, it's about the flamethrower's airblast (El Scorch Shot?)
You know what? Forget it (Scorch Shot)
[Verse 1]
Goddamn you halfway-asleep Pyros
Do it to me every time
Oh, the med is dead and I am burning
It's concering, I'd say
But you walk past without extinguishing
Health is diminishing, it's gonna finish me
Why you wanna go and do me like that?
All you had have to do is come right-click me
[Chorus]
We're on the same team, so please
Come and help me, I'm dying, oh
How have you not figured out
That airblast is a thing?
[Verse 2]
I asked you to go to the Weezer concert
You said you never heard of them (how dare you)
How cool is that? (not at all!)
So I spectated you and looked you're wearing:
Purple paint-painted gibus with a couple of stranges
And then my heart stopped:
Flamethrower with a strange part
Allies extinguished? Where do I start!
[Chorus]
We're on the same team, so please
Come and help me, I'm dying, oh
How have you not figured out
That airblast is a thing?
[Bridge]
How stupid is it?
I have to beg you for it
I don't have a sandwich
And there's not a single health pack
How stupid is it?
Did the game teach you this?
Just come up to me and say goodbye to my health
How stupid is it?
For all I know you're trying to
And maybe you just don't know what to do
Or maybe your mouse does not have an M2
[Guitar Solo]
[Verse 3]
I wish I could get my health out of the red
Cause I think we'd make a good team
And we could rock out to Bloody Stream
But that's just a stupid dream that I won't realize
Cause I'm low and I'm about to die
It's so dire, so meet me at spire
I'll kill all the Spies if you kill all the fire
[Chorus]
We're on the same team, so please
Come and help me, I'm dying, whoa
How have you not figured out
That airblast is a thing?
[Outro]
I'm burning alive (I'm burning alive)
I'm burning alive
And I'm dying
How have you not figured
That airblast is a thing?
Credits
FUNKe (YouTuber)

FUNKe (YouTuber)

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