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Woodrow the Donkey Dude Lyrics by Funnel Vision

2019

[Intro: Funnel Dad]
Woodrow the Donkey
Woodrow the donkey dude
Woodrow the donkey
Woodrow that donkey dude
[Verse 1: Funnel Dad]
You might not know a donkey
But I bet you'd love 'em if you took the time
So let me tell you some stuff about 'em, put to a rhyme
Did you know that the oldest donkey was like fifty-four? (Word?)
They eat the grain and grass and hay, that makes 'em herbivore (Oh)
The girls are called "Jennies" and the boys are called "Jacks"
They get really sad if they don't get a lot of contact (What?)
But don't you go and mess with they ears
And did you know the mama donkey's pregnant for a year? (I didn't know that)
I also heard that donkeys got a sweet tooth
If you hang with donkeys, I suggest that you should bring fruit
Sunkist, or Chiquita, or even Dole
Last fact, a baby donkey's also known as a foal (Let's go)
[Chorus: Funnel Dad]
Get down to the donkey groove
Get down to the donkey groove
Woodrow's that donkey dude
Woodrow's that donkey dude
Get down to the donkey groove
Get down to the donkey groove
Woodrow's that donkey dude
Woodrow's that donkey dude
[Verse 2: Woodrow the Donkey, Funnel Dad]
You might not know a human
But I bet you'd probably think they're really weird
They walk on two feet looking doofy, some have silly beards
They love the fruit like us, the watermelon, cantaloupe
But they're kinda scary, some of 'em even eat animals
Can they go a minute without playing on their phones? (Yo)
Why they got a room for pooping right inside their homes? (Woah)
They ain't got no hooves, but they got fingers and some toes (Oh)
The baby ones can barely do a thing until they grow (Yo)
Did you know that some of these humans live a hundred years?
Wear clothes under their clothes and call it underwear?
When it's their birthday that's when they really go nuts
I heard they play a game where they pin a tail on us (Ahh)
[Chorus: Both, Funnel Dad, Woodrow the Donkey]
Get down to the donkey groove
Get down to the donkey groove
Woodrow's that donkey dude (Yes sir)
Woodrow's that donkey dude
Get down to the donkey groove
Get down to the donkey groove
Woodrow's that donkey dude
Woodrow's that donkey dude
[Bridge: Funnel Dad, Woodrow the Donkey]
If you know how to move
Better move them hooves or them shoes
If you know how to move
Get down, get down to the donkey groove (Yeah, uh)
I never knew a donkey 'til I brought this donkey in my life
Now I got a partner who be getting funky on the mic
What up, Woodrow?
Not a lot, just doing that donkey dance
I don't need a donkey shirt and I don't need no donkey pants
Nope, still fly
Flyest donkey that I ever met
Brought you to the crib and now our home can be your habitat
Out here in the farm, I made some friends with all these calling birds
Everyone is nice and all, but I don't like that dog of yours
[Outro: Funnel Dad, Woodrow the Donkey, Grumpy Old Mailman]
Get down to the donkey groove
Get down to the donkey groove
Get down to the donkey groove
Yeah, everybody, get on
Get on down with the donkey groove
Get on down with the donkey groove
Get on down with the donkey groove
So tell me what you're waiting on
Anyone got an apple? I'm hungry
Get down to the donkey groove
We sound a lot alike, are you my brother?
Ooh, oh my greatness
Sweet stationary and stamps, I don't believe it
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Funnel Vision

Funnel Vision

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