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Small WeeWee Lyrics by FunnyMike

The Bad Kids

2018

[Intro]
I mean, I was with, chilling with this girl you hear me
She just whipped out, you know my weewee you hear me
I mean it's small but when it rock up
It gon’ run the clean up outta here
You gon' be like, "Oh lord he got a monster"
It's small right now but wait till it rock up

[Chorus]
I got a small dick but wait till it get hard
She gon’ be like, ”Damn, shit, my god
Put that thang up before you ram it in my stomach"
Shut yo ass up and take this weewee like a woman
I got a small dick but wait till it get hard
She gon' be like, ”Damn, shit, my god
Put that thang up before you ram it in my stomach"
Shut yo ass up and take this weewee like a woman

[Verse 1]
I got a small dick, I piss on my balls
I went to the doctor cause my dick was real small
He gave me extensions say you need to try it out
I slapped the fuck out em' for tryna play me like a hoe
I met a BBW She say, ”What is that?”
I said a Vienna Sausage now swallow that bitch
She said, ouuu,I wish it was bigger
Now can I have some chips with a kosher dill pickle?
I told her get the fuck, I found me a new bitch
She was straight outta compton with that slim bullshit
She told me come ova,I came to her shit
Before I walked in I just whipped out my dick

[Chorus]
I got a small dick but wait till it get hard
She gon' be like, ”Damn, shit, my god
Put that thang up before you ram it in my stomach"
Shut yo ass up and take this weewee like a woman
I got a small dick but wait till it get hard
She gon' be like, ”Damn, shit, my god
Put that thang up before you ram it in my stomach"
Shut yo ass up and take this weewee like a woman

[Verse 2]
I met another chick she told me size don't matter
I loved the fuck out her but the bitch lied to me
When [?] come I hear a whole lotta shit
Like,”You broke ass nigga you got a small ass dick"
Well damn bitch you told me size don't matter
Tell me how you feel if I bat the fuck out ya'
I fucked your sister she told me she ain’t feel shit
I bet I’d start murdering pussy if I had a fake dick
My wee wee too small I'm starting to feel played well shit
I ain’t trippin I hope all you bitches die of aids
My wee wee too small I'm starting to feel played well shit
I ain't trippin I hope all you bitches die of aids

[Chorus]
I got a small dick but wait till it get hard
She gon' be like, ”Damn, shit, my god
Put that thang up before you ram it in my stomach"
Shut yo ass up and take this weewee like a woman
I got a small dick but wait till it get hard
She gon’ be like, ”Damn, shit, my god
Put that thang up before you ram it in my stomach"
Shut yo ass up and take this weewee like a woman

[Outro]
I ain't lying they got me hot in this mother fucker, you know
I know my shits small but I'll still dick a bitch down, you know
I straight up, I see a big fine bitch I'll whip this lil' bitch out like
"Yeah, what up"
Suck somethin' you hear me
You already know what it is, TJE Funny Mike in this bitch
Yeah, you know
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FunnyMike

FunnyMike

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"Small WeeWee" appears on "The Bad Kids" in 2018.

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