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Washboard! Lyrics by G3K0

2019

[Chorus: G3K0 and Shawn Odyssey]
I can play your bitch like a washboard
My money green like a golf course
Got a Chevy bitch, man, fuck Ford
Got any sugar, what the fuck for?
I'm a young, dirty south boy
I know how to work it
Yeah, I'm always in the sun
I don't own a fuckin' shirt
Don't ask me how to read
Cause it make my brain hurt
Man, I don't fuck with city slickers rollin' on my turf
[Verse 1: Shawn Odyssey]
Fuck my mama
Fuck my sister
Fuck your girlfriend
I won't miss her
My shit dirty like a back road
But your bitch still wanna kiss 'er
Put 3 dips in then I roll out
F-150 and that's no doubt
Haven't showered in three days
But fuck your thot in several ways
Just kidding, missionary
What the Lord wanna do
I ain't shaved, my shit is hairy
In some ass like poo, ooo
She say my dick is delicious
In the bed of my truck, I got the itchins
Herpes
Around my regions
Still got all the redneck bitches
Better build the wall or I'll call my lawyer
Hillary in prison or I'll fucking destroy her
[Verse 2: G3K0]
Take my guns and I'll take your life
I love these sluts and I love my wife
I love my family, it ain't no crime
That's West Virginia livin', bitch
It's my life
[Chorus: G3K0 and Shawn Odyssey]
I can play your bitch like a washboard
My money green like a golf course
Got a Chevy bitch, man, fuck Ford
Got any sugar, what the fuck for?
I'm a young, dirty south boy
I know how to work it
Yeah, I'm always in the sun
I don't own a fuckin' shirt
Don't ask me how to read
Cause it make my brain hurt
Man, I don't fuck with city slickers rollin' on my turf
[Verse 3: Shawn Odyssey]
Yeah (Yeah!)
I'm back in the shit
2 dips in, just packed a lip
Where the fuckin' Bud at? Bring it here
Yeah, a pistol on my hip, fill my son with fear
I'm the king of the house
And ya'll know my shit, bitch
Bible done said it, so bring it here, bitch
Said no sodomy or laying with a man
But nothin' bout my cousin
So you know that I can
[Refrain: G3K0 and Shawn Odyssey]
I'm a sick fuck, I like to drink Bud
I'm a sick fuck, I like to drink Bud
I'm a sick fuck, I like to drink Bud
I'm a sick fuck, I like to drink Bud
[Verse 4: G3K0]
I'm a sick fuck, I like to drink Bud
I like big trucks, I like to kill bucks
How you start a family?
The condom slipped up
But my kitty ain't mine, bitch
I got cucked!
[Chorus: G3K0 and Shawn Odyssey]
I can play your bitch like a washboard
My money green like a golf course
Got a Chevy bitch, man, fuck Ford
Got any sugar, what the fuck for?
I'm a young, dirty south boy
I know how to work it
Yeah, I'm always in the sun
I don't own a fuckin' shirt
Don't ask me how to read
Cause it make my brain hurt
Man, I don't fuck with city slickers rollin' on my turf
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