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Jersey Lyrics by Gadzooks

2022

Spoiler alert we're all gonna die
Now that's the way to start a rap song
Why even latch on, why fight it, why try?
Really what's the sense in even arguing?
Wild ways ever since a child, stayed in my head and out of line
Stealing daddy's Parliaments
Looking gift horses in the mouth
Making invisible friends with evil forces in my house
My grandmother praying for her grandson's salvation
Don't worry 'bout it, grand-momma
I'm an honest man
Gotta test the water til' I'm within inches of that ice berg
I stir the pot
I will make my life's work

You're not on my level
I wanna take this opportunity to give a shout out to the devil
For no fuckin' reason
I don't fuckin' need one
If you can't dig it drop the motherfuckin' shovel

I think I need therapy
Couple feathers short of a Cherokee
I'm all by myself preaching heresy
Drinking kerosene
Somewhere where the air is clean
Hanging out like David Carradine

If you don't like my album
How come?
You must have an aversion to style, fun, hearing yourself outdone
Rappers - bring um out one-by-one
And I'll run circles around um
Come two thousand twenty-five I'll be forty years old
Provided the world don't explode
Assuming I don't start moving backward like Benjamin Button
I am a god
Don't pretend that I wasn't
When I leave here

It's embedded in my heritage
Heard it through the grapevine and tell it to my therapist
Grew up sharing spliffs with derelicts
Comparatively we all winning
Now isn't that there a bitch
Goddamn
This rocket ship will not land
A hundred miles and running
Blowing past all the off ramps
In the off-chance you can keep up
Pay no mind to speed bumps
They're all in your head call me presump-

-tuous
Judases do lust
After the juice gushing out my populous mental
Out the hood like ex Ku Klux
Clan members
Bad tempered
Thus it is useless and foolish to think that you could go through us
Or even move us
Ladies think I'm cute
Plus they want me in their throat like mucus
Made my mistakes but I've also made a few bucks
You're like George Jefferson I'm George Lucas
Okay
Girls walk to us
Wanna do us
Screw us
Who us?
Yeah, Hapa and crew just
Cause too much ruckus on the school bus
Mind on Confucius
You must got twisted like a roo-bux-

Cube
I exude energy of man renewed
Look at ladies like trophies
Look at rappers and see food
Third-eye focused on that which can't be viewed
And by whom ever wan' test
Yes I am amused
Put bun in oven came out batch of cupcakes
Semi-famous people comment on my status updates, fuck face
What have you done?
Let's all get naked and start the revolution
Cuz we could use one
Right about now
I got half a mine to license my style
I suggest you say goodbye to that smile
Cuz you ain't gonna need it for a while
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About “Jersey” by Gadzooks

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