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Crook Bed Lyrics by G.a.g.

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Geek on gag, walking illiyads, intellectuals with the illest pad
Spittin’ epic ballads, they’re pushing you to Homer mad
Greedy green utopia, dystopia, now ya broke bad
But we’ll be breaking bad and this and that on Kurt Cobain nerves
They say come as you are, I say leave as you were
So I can come ill as I am til the sickness wins an Oliver
And now I’m all smug again cause your Barbie met the barbetta
You must rhyme for Klondike, what would you do for a bar better?
Pieced together doll parts, eyes glassy, polymer
Cannibalized rhymes to offer, bite offa her, sheep herds
Spent my youth in salute to awful waffles Mrs Butters worth
I prefer the breakfast club, but it’s a heathers town, flow murks
First gen African, the white widow, at hardcore shows
Agnostic cunt gone rival mob and mental on ya til ya know
You supposed to, not a threat quota, my goals surpass the star quota
But don’t quote a foolish kid’s starry-eyed dream unless it’s quotin’ Yoda

Not a punk or runaway but i could make you run away
As brave as Kanye was on one of Bush’s most dreaded days
Everyday sickly, you’re lookin’ quite Stick Stickly, no breath
Someone shoryuken this guy before he hits the flower beds
We think you’re better off alone, not better off dead
Though you’re off the crook bed and blurred lines all thick like in ya dizzy head
And since it all Nas gave us some propofol cause your hip hop’s dead
We’ve had enough of y’all go back to listenin’ to Portishead
If black people are the patient then where’s the patience
I’ve been patiently awaiting the critics that's worth debatin’
A wannabe Ebert but you’re just an egghead waiting
To egg on it between kinfolk and the whitebread
Wonder why white bred all the bread while we stealin’ bread
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