Black Host (spoken): Ladies and Gentleman! Boys and Girls! It's time for a rap battle! Coming to you live from deep space, Blue with the Viking horns! Drop a beat In the yellow corner, all the way from the Skeld, on a ship far away He puts the pray in front of our spray MR. CHEESE!!!! And in the other yellow corner, also from the Skeld The egg-cellent, egg-citing, egg cetera, MR. EGG! Mr. Cheese will go first LETS RAP BATTLE! Mr. Cheese (rapped): Here we go, here we go My namе Mr. Cheese And I'm the greatеst imposter I've even got my own song I'm a cheesy rock-star You're scared of me cos you look so jumpy Well you should be I pushed Humpty Dumpty I'm the coldest killer, but I'm hot as hell All I need is a spoon To go and break your shell I'm the cheesiest player alive Today I'm serving up egg, fried! Mr. Cheese (spoken): This ones going to be over easy, baby! Get it? Because you cook eggs over easy! Ha ha! Mr. Egg (rapped): Well my name is Mr. Egg And I'm Among Us legend But your friends play one game And call themselves Veteran Well now it's me and The_Gentleman And you're old news You're never gonna win Because you always lose I may be egg-centric, but you're a melt Everyone knows I'm the greatest crew-mate On the SKELD When I'm done with you You're be begging me, please Cos I'm the one who's slicing up And serving up cheese Mr. Cheese (spoken): Uh! Yeah! That verse was lame! Host (spoken): Are you ready for Round 2? Mr. Cheese (spoken): Time to poach this egg Host (spoken): Here we go! Mr. Cheese (rapped): This battle is funny, because you're a joke I've got the big brain Your head's full of yolk If you see me around I'll be doing some hacking Look at this guy Under pressure he's cracking You're running scared You should go back to Britain You're just like your mommy Even she was a chicken You're trying to win Well your plan is spoiled You're in hot water now And your eggs are boiled Mr. Egg (spoken): Whoa, what? Mr. Cheese (spoken): Consider yourself scrambled, fool! Mr. Egg (rapped): My head's full of yolk That's what you say Your head's 99% curds and whey You're coming in second I'm coming in first "My name Mr. Cheese!" You gotta learn some more words I'm here to stay And I'm putting on the root Who taught you to speak?! "I am Groot?!" I'm the one everybody loves the most Only thing you're good for Is cheese on toast Host (spoken): It's the final round! Let's go! Mr. Cheese (rapped): This is a rap battle And you're starting to ramble You're getting beaten every second And you're looking kinda scrambled You ain't no MC, yeah your lyrics are fake I'm gonna whisk you up And put you in a cake I'll watch you bake Cos I'm the greatest killer around Everybody knows me When I'm putting it down I'm the best rapper on the seven seas And only Street G'S are made of cheese Mr. Cheese (spoken): Who am I to disa-brie? Blue (spoken): Disa-brie? Really? Mr Egg (rapped): That cheese hat gone soft I think you can tell Like Mr. Poopyfarts He's beginning to smell If you see me on the ship Well you better run Mine is real Yours is a cheddar gun I'm the most egg-cellent Egg-citing one one the base Everybody knows I'm gonna win first place I'm the new rapper in town That's wassup Everybody likes their crew-mate Sunny side up Mr. Cheese (spoken): Boo! That verse was bad! Mr. Egg (spoken): I'm Mr. Egg! Mr. Cheese (spoken): I'm Mr. Cheese! Host (spoken): Who's the Winner? Tell us in the comments! Mr. Cheese (spoken): The rap battle is over easy! Mr. Egg (spoken): Easter Bunny's not coming this year I like to play Eggs- Box
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