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Nick Clegg Song Lyrics by Gareth Richards

2012

What if David Cameron said, "Jump off a cliff!"
Would you do it?
Would you do it, Nick Clegg?
What if it was the brainchild of Iain Duncan Smith?
Would you do it?
Would you do it, Nick Clegg?

What if David and public opinion agree
That it's time for you to jump into the sea?
What if it would decrease the deficit significantly?
Would you do it?
Would you do it, Nick Clegg?

What if they asked you to look after Margaret Thatcher?
Would you do it?
Would you do it, Nick Clegg?
What if she leapt on you and they could not detach her?
Would you do it?
Would you do it, Nick Clegg?

What if your speeches stopped going so well
Because whenever you started, she started to yell?
What if she died and started to smell?
Would you do it?
Would you do it, Nick Clegg?

What if David Cameron asked you for sex?
Would you do it?
Would you do it, Nick Clegg?
What if he took his shirt off and you saw his pecks?
Would you do it?
Would you do it, Nick Clegg?

What if he said it was just for one night?
What if you asked your wife and she said it was all right?
What if he said, "Come here, you, I promise I won't bite!"
Would you do it?
Would you do it, Nick Clegg?

What if David Cameron said, "Make me a crown!"
Would you do it?
Would you do it, Nick Clegg?
What if he asked you to assassinate Paddy Ashdown?
Would you do it?
Would you do it, Nick Clegg?

What if the coalition was all just a stunt?
What if they gave you no power but let you sit at the front?
What if his kids refer to you as the...
Would you do it?
Would you do it, Nick Clegg?

What if David Cameron was suddenly killed?
Did you do it?
Did you do it, Nick Clegg?
What if everyone was either secretly or publically thrilled?
Did you do it?
Did you do it, Nick Clegg?

What if it has to be someone with the run of Westminster?
What if everyone would refuse to suspect something sinister?
What if we'd be happy to make you prime minister?
Would you do it?
Would you do it?
You should do it, definitely do it
Find some sort of way to do it, Nick Clegg!

About “Nick Clegg Song” by Gareth Richards

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