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Bootlick Lyrics by Gareth West

Wake Up, Mr. West! (It’s Rickmas)

2023

(Verse 1)
Met a girl at McDonald's, she sucked my McDick
I see all these chicks and you know they got me bricked
She can't come and fuck me cause she has to babysit
Old Nicole going round, always need her chapstick
All my fans at my feet, they wanna bootlick
Cade my sidekick, come on kiss me quick
We go to Fazolis, only for the breadsticks
He tell me he's homesick, I tell him suck my shit
Walk round the park til we find somewhere to sit
I'm so hard to outwit, the opps are hypocrites
Full on Chicago outfit, you know I'm all about it
I could never quit, this shit is too lit
Even got Matt to admit, thеn I made him lose it
Such is the lifе of a Zionist
Don't have to be a rocket scientist
To admit my stuff is about shit
That'd make Elon Musk say cool it
My diss on Matt alone made his band split

(Kaleb's verse)
(1:03 range) Call me Pumpkin P I be fucking your bitch
She needed some help her head game trash as is
I threw her brother off the Brooklyn Bridge
Cause he stole my yummy pumpkins from my fridge
Doesn't matter his life was but a smidge
In the grand scheme of the things that is
They said it ain't easy being in show biz
Unless you're me with my impeccable pumpkin rizz
Made my last bitch call it quits
She said my dick so big it can't all fit
Pull up to the party with an entire tool kit
On the dance floor be hitting a banana split
Wearing the same pumpkin mask I had on when I fucked yo bitch
Me and my homies used to be close knit
Until I found out that Matt was into smelling armpits

(Verse 3)
The pits smell so rank like a cesspit
So many fire bars on this album I had to omit
But so many more that got greenlit
The opps will say snuff it, fuck it
They just mad I'm better with no budget
They all just one big puppet
Can't wait for these bootlickers to kick the bucket
Hell, Matthew's ass is out here looking like a muppet
Gotta hold onto all those grudges
Least til Rickmas comes and I realized I misjudged em
But it's still to easy to condemn them
After all, these bootlickers got no income
So imma feed them breadcrumbs, wait for the outcome
Ready for what may come, show them my net income
Money is too hard to abstain from
Can confirm Kaleb's pumpkins yum yum
Me being rich is the universal basic outcome
It's to the point where money makes me numb
And it's really really dumb
Look what these bootlickers have become
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Gareth West

Gareth West

About “Bootlick” by Gareth West

Read the complete lyrics to "Bootlick" by Gareth West from the album "Wake Up, Mr. West! (It’s Rickmas)" in 2023. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rap.

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"Bootlick" appears on "Wake Up, Mr. West! (It’s Rickmas)" in 2023.

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