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RONALD REAGAN SHOT GARFIELD Lyrics by Lil Bottom Text

2019

[Ronald Reagan]
Pull up with testicle scissors
I’m bout to castrate
Walk in the function I give you your sentence
Magistrate
Boobie traps all in my home home alone
Who is home? I’m not home. Who the fuck is in my fucking house dawg I breach and clear with the chrome
I bust down the door
And then I sense garfield
He eating lasagna (I smell it)
Bitch Imma find ya (find ya)
Creeping down the hall with my fucking tec
Garfield piss on the floor and it’s wet
I dip my fingers in it and I sniff
That’s Garfield piss I put that on The Smiths
I’m sorry Gar-Gar but you’ve overstayed your welcome
It’s a hard knock life bitch cock it back, now I’m about to just fucking melt him
[Garfield]
I haven’t paid taxes since 2011 (yea)
Bitch it’s fuck 12 watching stranger things cuz of Eleven (yuh)
My phone died so I went inside this dude’s house
Quiet as a mouse, smell some lasagna (yea)
Oh shit I fucking pissed on the floor
I got excited
My nuts hanging low
That’s where piss resided
I hear that tec pop
Bitch I got nine lives
Dodgeball with them bullets duck and weave my head from side to side
It’s bullet-time bitch like Neo from the Matrix
I date a earthy bitch she got a couple anklets
His clip is empty, he looks me in my eyes
Oh my god, Ronald Reagan in disguise
[Outro]
Ronald Reagan shot Garfield
He caught him right in his ass
Ronald Reagan shot Garfield
He capped him right in his ass
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Lil Bottom Text

Lil Bottom Text

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