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Midget with a Leaf Blower Lyrics by Gargamel! [USA]

The New Tenderness

2003

Life can be a simple tragedy
Six foot one or two foot three
Don't divert your eyes when you realize the size
I maximize where I cannot hide
You hate the truth, but you love the lies
Don't look at it on the surface
Tell me do you think I deserve this
These people way up in the air
Maybe one day I'll be there
I could try if I could dare, so
If you bend over to look in my face
I'll be grabbing your waist
Beaten and signed
I have to rewind just to pick up the pace
Coming back again to take it down from inside
I cannot help but at least I never tried
Set the fire, retire and bask in the light
I wish I may and I think I just might
Take a chance and just ignite
Can't you consider just for a minute
This is hell and I am in it
But I took a chance, paid for the dance
Lost my shirt, but I kept my pants, so
If you bend over to look in my face
I'll be grabbing your waist
Beaten and signed
I have to rewind just to pick up the pace, so
What, what did he
Why, why did he
Why, why did he
Burn it all down, fly above the city
What, what did he
Why, why did he
Why, why did he
Burn it all down, fly above the city
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Gargamel! [USA]

Gargamel! [USA]

About “Midget with a Leaf Blower” by Gargamel! [USA]

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"Midget with a Leaf Blower" appears on "The New Tenderness" in 2003.

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