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Sloppy Seconds Lyrics by Guava and GasMastr

Sloppy Seconds

2022

[Intro]
GasMastr with an R
Shhh! I don't want to hear about your little piggies
Oh god
Oh my god
Pick my cotton, Chris!
Mmm! I love roast beef, man
I love- Hey! (Ugh)
I love roast beef
But I love your meat more
[Verse 1]
But I love your meat more
I'm 'bout to nut on the floor
My meat is broken because I slammed it in a door
Nutted on some children
Chris, why did you do that?
Because they were poor, poor, poor, poor
Dawson, pound me harder
I just want more, more, more (Ugh!)
I'ma touch your child like a pope, pope, pope
Playing with his meat like a rope, rope, rope (Ouch!)
Smoking on his meat likе it's dope, dope, dope
His nut is my savior, givеs me hope, hope, hope
[Interlude]
Ugh
Oh, oh God
My butt hurts!
That's enough, that's enough, that's enough
Oh, that was good!
Tiny penis!
[Verse 2]
When I was twelve, I was raped (Was it good?)
I'ma wear his nut like a cape
Shooting in his but 'cause I got good aim (Pow!)
Biting on his pubes, I gave him a fade
I'm a pedophile!
Joe Biden's my name
All I saw was blood when I came
[Chorus]
I'ma give him pipe, I don't care his age (It's lit!)
And my nut is famous, this the cum hall of fame (Gasp!)
I don't care if he's not a female, I'm gonna make him pregnant
I don't care if you already came, I go for sloppy seconds
Sucking his meat like a now and later, except this the present
(I just wanna say, shout out to Shane Dawson, he's a big inspiration to me)
[Verse 3]
I can never hit her, she is like a- like a pet, bro
Me and Christian in the sheets, bricked up like Legos
Grabbing on his meat like I'm never letting go, Rose (Yea, we just hit an- a- an iceberg, we're about to die)
Slurping on his bone like it's straight from Petco (*Woof!*)
Moaning in the shower
Shh! My parents hear the echo
Shooting missiles like I'm Vladimir Putin
I have him moaning to have me put in (Please!)
[Outro]
Whip it out, Dawson!
Woof!
Christian, c- can I stop?
NO
Please, it's been weeks!
It's Black History Month
You got 26 more days, Dawson
Back to work
Sigh, ok
I want y'all to like and subscribe (It's lit!) on YouTube
Follow for more content, please
Credits
Guava and GasMastr

Guava and GasMastr

About “Sloppy Seconds” by Guava and GasMastr

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