[Verse 1] Lonely Mr. Kohli from Los Angeles Came to Punjab on one bent knee He had a green card, new house, big cash Still made a wish with every fallen lash For you to do the journey with him To smile when he got home, ask how his day had been He wants you by his side in joy and strife Poor Mr. Kohli He has no life without wife! [Chorus] No life Without wife Oh yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah No life Without wife Oh yeah yeah yeah Oh yeah yeah yeah [Verse 2] I don't want a man who ties me down Doеs what he wants while I hang around I don’t want a man who's crude and loud Wants a pretty wife to make him proud I don't want a man who can’t be funny Who tells tall tales about making money (oh yeah) I don't want a man who'll grab the best seat Can't close his mouth when he starts to eat I don't want a man who likes to drink Or leaves his dirty dishes in the sink [Verse 3] I don't want a man who wants his mummy A balding pest with too much dummy I don't want a man who's dead in the head Poor Mr. Kohli (Aye Mr. Kohli) Maybe he’s good in bed Ugghhhh! [Chorus] No life Without wife Oh yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah No life Without wife Oh yeah yeah yeah Oh yeah yeah yeah [Verse 4] What you don’t want don't matter no more Soon you’ll be married and ready to go! A match made in heaven, just like milk and honey You make aloo gobi, he'll make the money Every day will be the same according to his plan Forget what you want Mr. Kohli's now your man! [Chorus] No life Without wife Oh yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah No life Without wife Oh yeah yeah yeah Oh yeah yeah yeah [Verse 5] I just want a man with real soul Who wants equality and not control I just want a man, good and smart A really sharp mind and a very big heart I just want a man not scared to weep To hold me close when we're asleep (oh yeah!) I just want a man who loves romance Who’ll clear the floor and ask me to dance I just want a man who likes to sing Makes up words when I play the strings [Verse 6] I just want a man who gives some back Who talks to me and not my rack I just want a man who likes to cook To read my dreams and share my books I just want a man whose spirit is free Who'll hold my hand, walk the world with me (oh yeah!) [Chorus] No life Without wife Oh yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah No life Without wife Oh yeah yeah yeah Oh yeah yeah yeah [Outro] Sorry Mr. Kohli, it is not to be My heart is set on another, you see The wandering soul I was meant to meet Has finally come and swept me off my feet Now I dream of what it would be like To be an overseas bride dressed in white To have a little home in the country And live in the land of Her Majesty
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