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Hitchhiker’s Guide Lyrics by Gazillionaires

2024

[Verse 1]
Well I’m headed on down to Georgia
To find me something to eat
But all they got is crabs and bugs
And shit that tastes like feet
So I headed on west to Texas
To find me a good feast
But all they got’s conservative girls
And MAGA-lovin’ freaks
Now I’m headin' on up to Utah
To find me some good meat
But all they have is Mormon girls
And this goddamn dry heat
So I took a flight up to Alaska
To find me something sweet
But all they got’s depression, fish
Vampires, snow, and weed
[Chorus]
These two legs of mine take me cross the map
Everything I own in a sack on my back
I travel from trainyard to the trainyard on the track
Mama I was lyin’ when I said I’ll be back
These two legs of mine take me cross the map
Everything I own in a sack on my back
I travel from trainyard to the trainyard on the track
Mama I was lyin’ when I said I’ll be back
[Guitar Solo]
[Verse 2]
Well I’m headin’ on east to Toronto
To find me something to eat
But all they got is soggy fires
And perverted rappin’ freaks
So I went southeast to New York
I was searching for a feast
But all they got’s fake Basquiats
And a hundred dollar weed
So I headed on down to Philly
I was lookin’ for something sweet
But all they got is cheesy beef
And Frank Reynolds’ feet
So I headed on home to Washington
I’m not talkin’ bout D.C
And thank the lord and God above
As much Dick’s as I could eat
[Chorus]
These two legs of mine take me cross the map
Everything I own in a sack on my back
I travel from trainyard to the trainyard on the track
Mama I was lyin’ when I said I’ll be back
These two legs of mine take me cross the map
Everything I own in a sack on my back
I travel from trainyard to the trainyard on the track
Mama I was lyin’ when I said I’ll be back
[Guitar Solo]
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Gazillionaires

Gazillionaires

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