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Shrek Lyrics by Geet on the beat

Cabean LP 2

2019

Wha? What's going on?
Why are my ears so long and green?
Why is there a donkey over there?
Why does my voice sound like this?
Holy crap, I'm Shrek, oh no
Shrek, Shrek, Shrek, Shrek
Shrek, Shrek, my name is Shrek
My name is not Jeff
My name is Shrek
I listen to 1000 gecs
Kek, brep, Jeff
I eat breakfast, now its shrekfast
Because I'm an ogre
Because I'm an ogre
Bungee cord around my neck and jump from a bridge
Wake up as Shrek and I'm sleeping in the fridge
Next to 2 kool aids with a flavor of blue raspberry
I prefer the cherry flavor so I got out
Looked in the mirror and then I gave a little shout
Why the fuck am I an ogre my life is over
So I try to commit suicide but Donkey was like "Shrek why are you trying to hang yourself with sausages?"
Because its all I could find you stupid piece of shit
Just let me die, let me die in peace
Like my niece
Just kidding I don't have a niece cause I'm Shrek
Or maybe I do, I only watched the first Shrek
My favorite one is probably Shrek 2
But its okay cause now I am an ogre
And now I am green, and lean, and mean even though I'm pretty thick
I check my pants Shrek has a small dick
Oh shit
I'm literally Shrek
Shrek, Shrek, my name is Shrek
I am not Jeff
My name is Shrek
Ears are so long and green, why am I Shrek
Bungee cord around my neck
I woke up reincarnated as Shrek
Now I'm an ogre, my life is over
Red rover
Aye laddy what are you doing in me swamp, ooooooh
I want some spaghetti
Okay guys, I woke up as Shrek today
I am currently an ogre and I'm living in the swamp
Uh, I had to change my fate as an ogre
And ogres smell like onions
Onyon, onyon, onyon
My dick fell off
Turned into Shrek, please help
Being Shrek really sucks sometimes
Cause my toenails are so big and hairy
People think I'm scary
Despite the fact that in my past life I was just a pedophile who liked mountain dew
Now I gotta take a mountain-sized poo
I trip and fall on my toilet then I die
Then I reincarnate as something else but this time I'm not Shrek
This time I'm MC Ride from Death Grips
YUH
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Geet on the beat

Geet on the beat

About “Shrek” by Geet on the beat

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"Shrek" appears on "Cabean LP 2" in 2019.

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