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Ticket Beggar Woman Lyrics by Gerard Alessandrini

Spamilton: An American Parody (Original Cast Recording)

2017

[BERNADETTE PETERS]
Tickets
For a mis'rable woman
I need Hamilton tickets
Badly
[BERNADETTE PETERS (SPOKEN)]
Oh, thank ya, sir, thank ya! Wait a minute, these won't do, these are for Tuck Everlasting!
[BERNADETTE PETERS]
Hamilton's what I want a chair for!
And I'll go bare for even a half obstructed seat
Having a pair as rare as rubies
Look at my boobies
Hamilton puts me into heat
Tickets for an unemployed actress
Who nobody will kiss
[LIN MANUEL MIRANDA]
Hey, don't I know you, lady?
Bernadette Peters!
[BERNADETTE PETERS]
That's right, it's me, I'm Bernadette
And I've gone to dig trying to get a seat
[LIN MANUEL MIRANDA (SPOKEN)]
Off with you, I say, off!
[BERNADETTE PETERS]
Tickets for a desperate diva
Not a day goes by, I don't get a seat
And I'm losing my mind
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Gerard Alessandrini

Gerard Alessandrini

About “Ticket Beggar Woman” by Gerard Alessandrini

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"Ticket Beggar Woman" is credited to Gerard Alessandrini. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Ticket Beggar Woman" appears on "Spamilton: An American Parody (Original Cast Recording)" in 2017.

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