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Animal on est mal Lyrics by Gérard Manset

Un oiseau s’est posé

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Animal, on est mal
On a le dos couvert d'écailles
On sent la paille
Dans la faille
Et quand on ouvre la porte
Un armée de cloportes
Vous repousse en criant :
Ici, pas de serpent !
Animal, on est mal
Animal, on est mal
Animal, on est mal
On a deux cornes placées
Sur le devant du nez
On s'abaisse
On s'affaisse
On a la queue qui frise
On a la peau épaisse
On a la peau grise
Et quand on veut sortir
Avec une demoiselle
On l'invite à dîner
Quand elle vous voit
Que dit-elle ?
Il ne vous manque qu'une bosse
Vade retro, rhinocéros !
Animal, on est mal
Animal, on est mal
Animal, on est mal
On assiste à l'opération de la girafe
La voilà qui se retrouve le cou plein d'agrafes
Elle appelle au secours
On veut lui mettre un pantalon
Mais il est trop court
Animal, on est mal
On pond ses œufs dans le sable
Et quand on passe à table
Les chevaux-vapeurs
On pris peur
De se retrouver loin de leur étable
Animal, on est mal
Animal, on est mal
Animal, on est mal
Et si on ne se conduit pas bien
On revivra peut-être dans un peau d'un humain
Animal, on est mal
Animal, on est mal
Et Dieu reconnaîtra les siens...

About “Animal on est mal” by Gérard Manset

Read the complete lyrics to "Animal on est mal" by Gérard Manset from the album "Un oiseau s’est posé". On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under France, Pop.

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"Animal on est mal" appears on "Un oiseau s’est posé".

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