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Mr. Berger Lyrics by Galt MacDermot

DisinHAIRited

1969

[MCNAMARA]
Mr. Berger

[BERGER]
Yes, sir?

[MCNAMARA]
Be seated

[BERGER]
Thank you

[MCNAMARA]
We've become well-acquainted

[BERGER]
Good friends

[MCNAMARA]
Bright boy

[BERGER]
Thank you

[MCNAMARA]
Nice student

[BERGER]
Thanks, love

[MCNAMARA]
Are you hopeless?

[BERGER]
Could be

[MCNAMARA]
We've tried

[BERGER]
I haven't

[MCNAMARA]
I'm hip

[BERGER]
What next?

[MCNAMARA]
Mr. Berger, we do not send our chemistry teachers on trips

[BERGER]
???

[MCNAMARA]
Your hair, your dress

[BERGER]
I am, or less

[MCNAMARA]
But this, Mr. Berger

[BERGER]
Call me Dr. Frankenstein

[MCNAMARA]
The last monstrous straw

[BERGER]
Another chance?

[MCNAMARA]
Sorry

[BERGER]
Oh, the social stigma

[MCNAMARA]
Further remarks?

[BERGER]
This is 1970, not 1969

[MCNAMARA]
You may de-matriculate in the front office, Mr. Berger

[BERGER]
Mr. McNamara, best of everything
So long love!

(musical break with a bunch of talking and wild babbling)

[BERGER]
Mr. McNamara, best of everything
So long love!

About “Mr. Berger” by Galt MacDermot

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"Mr. Berger" appears on "DisinHAIRited" in 1969.

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