[Intro]
Motherfuckers talkin' crazy (Yeah)
Sayin' I should quit (Ah)
I fuckin' tell 'em make me (Bitch)
Eat a fuckin' dick (Yeah)
I'm feelin' like the greatest (Woo!)
On the beat who ever did it
Mike WiLL the one who made it
It's Shady on the lyrics
[Verse 1]
Call her Alexis Texas
She’s an asian texan
Been acting pretty reckless
Freak bitch and a christian?
Unfaithful, always missing
Pissing off, sucking cock
Hit the dock, bitch fuck off
Bad arguments, shit take
Hot take? No, it’s a piss take
Anti abortion, pro life?
How are you not? Not right
You’ll be right in the next life
Dropped mе, but I don’t know why
You didn’t say goodbye
Sometimes I ly and wondеr why
You flip flopped, switching sides
Call yourself a fucking ancap
Dumb utopian asshat
Had enough of that crap
I think we should recap
The fact that your views are mismatched
She wants private owned prisons
Hey, there’s still corruption
Could be a lot more than normal
Maybe I should be more formal
You have some pretty confusing morals
Boil it down, you’re a clown
“I got a camaro”, it’s slow
“Karl Marx is a bozo”
I know he is, so is Cuomo
You fucking lost your political mojo
Losing debates now, sorry bozo
Just a reminder, you’ll never be the
[Chorus]
Greatest in the world, greatest in the world, greatest in the world
No lie, I might be
The best to ever do it, the best to ever do it, the best to ever do it
I feel like the greatest
Woke up to honkies sounding like me
Never be as good, never be as good
Packing up wife-beaters, white t-shirts, white
But I'm the greatest
[Verse 2]
So you’re a progressive now, ay?
Only problem is, what you want is regressive, mayday Love guns, but you say you hate the 2A?
Couldn’t pronounce my last name
Like Eminem when he chose to say "DIE ANTWOORD!"
Everyone’s a heretic if they disagree with your rhetoric
That’s a little hypocritical when you’re a christian and bisexual
It’s described in the bible as an abomination
But you still present yourself a bi-half-asian
That seems to be a bit of a contradiction
Your arguments are inconsistent
Are you progressive or Christian?
Which one is it?
Believe in God, but there’s infinite genders?
Did your brain get into a fender bender?
There’s 2, that’s how humans were made
I’ve known this shit since I was in Pre-K
I helped you through a lot, like the shit with MJ
You turned your back on the OG’s in one day
What did I say? You’re bi, so half gay?
Been pissed since that day
We hadn’t talked for two days
You could go for months without talking
But when I stop it’s a problem? The fuck?
[Chorus]
Greatest in the world, greatest in the world, greatest in the world
No lie, I might be
The best to ever do it, the best to ever do it, the best to ever do it
I feel like the greatest
Woke up to honkies sounding like me
Never be as good, never be as good
Packing up wife-beaters, white t-shirts, white
But I'm the greatest
[Verse 3]
Like Steve Jobs, I got one more thing
Crazy to think you’re something more
Get off your high horse
Congrats, you got a high score
Calling everyone a heretic
Stop being a bitch
They’re not homophobic
Just saying that it’s a sin
Got mad at Nick for his side switch
But didn’t you do the same?
Talking about confidence
That’s not shaking your ass for clicks
It’s more like getting into politics
You’re nothing more than Ben’s sidekick
Christian, but okay with it if a guy in a relationship has a side chick?
[Chorus]
Greatest in the world, greatest in the world, greatest in the world
No lie, I might be
The best to ever do it, the best to ever do it, the best to ever do it
I feel like the greatest
Woke up to honkies sounding like me
Never be as good, never be as good
Packing up wife-beaters, white t-shirts, white
But I'm the greatest
