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Short Dick Man Lyrics by Gillette

20 Fingers

1994

[Intro]
Haha
Haha
Hahaha
Haha
Haha
Hahaha
[Chorus]
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want
Don't want no short dick man
[Verse 1]
What in the world is that fucking thing?
Do you need some fucking tweezers to put that little thing away?
That has got to be the smallest dick
I have ever seen in my whole life
Get the fuck outta here
[Post-Chorus]
Eeny-weeny, teeny-weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't want, don't want, don't want
Eeny-weeny, teeny-weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't want, don't want, don't want
[Chorus]
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
[Post-Chorus]
Eeny-weeny, teeny-weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want
Eeny-weeny, teeny-weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want
Eeny-weeny, teeny-weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want
Eeny-weeny, teeny-weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want
[Bridge]
Ah-huh-uh, ah-huh-uh
Ah-huh-uh, ah-huh-uh
[Verse 2]
Isn't that cute - an extra belly button!
You need to put your pants back on, honey
[Chorus 2]
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Dont want no, dont want no, dont want, dont want
Dont want no, dont want, don't want
Don't want no short dick man
[Break]
Eeny, eeny-weeny
Eeny, eeny-weeny
Eeny, eeny-weeny
Eeny, eeny-weeny
Eeny, eeny-weeny
Eeny, eeny-weeny
Eeny, eeny-weeny
Eeny, eeny-weeny
Eeny, eeny-weeny
Eeny, eeny-weeny
Eeny, eeny-weeny
Eeny, eeny-weeny
Eeny, eeny-weeny
Eeny, eeny-weeny
Eeny-weeny, teeny-weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
[Verse 1]
Do you need some fucking tweezers to put that little thing away?
That has got to be the smallest dick
I have ever seen in my whole life
Get the fuck outta here
[Chorus]
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
[Outro]
Haha
Haha
Hahaha
Haha
Haha
Hahaha
Credits

About “Short Dick Man” by Gillette

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"Short Dick Man" appears on "20 Fingers" in 1994.

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