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THE FORMULA Lyrics by Glorb

2023

[Intro]
Aye, Plankton me chum
You're a kelp sucker
Aye, pop that lean, Squiddy

[Pre-Chorus]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I said, ok
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I swear, ok
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I swear, ok, ok, oh yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, ok

[Chorus]
Spongebob got the formula, that boy be creeping everyday
Plankton is the opp, we took his eye- we took his eyе away
His wife is a bot, we fuck that thot and bend hеr every way
Squidward got inside that bitch and he gon' make him pay, yeah
(Tommy on the track)
Them patties lit, hey-o (Watch out, oh yeah)
Plankton's a bitch, hey-o (Yeah, fuck it)
We made him pay by sucking dick
Ok, Plankton is a bitch, I had to flip him like a pad

[Verse]
Sandy, man I smacked that bitch, my finger on her ass
Jammin' on my trigger, bitch, don't fuck with Mr. Krabs
It's a Plankton to a whale, I'ma hit you with my mac
I'm gonna hit you with my mac
Put some motherfuckin' Forgis on my motorboat, huh, yea
Serving fuckin' patties to these fiends, they just might overdose
I'm in a fuckin' G, O, A, T, bitch, and I just spelled it, goat
Mr. Krabs, I'm staying with my Drake just like I'm OVO (Hey)
Ride with my Kel-Tec, I know that I'm selfish
My daughter a savage (Pearl)
You can't ever have this, Spongebob, what is happening?
Let's slide up on the crackers
(Yeah) Take the fuckin' life away with one
Yeah, Krabbies, we gon' serve 'em by the ton
Aye, Plankton never get my secret recipe, you bitch, you with that enemy
Hell-Hell yeah
He just done it, hell yeah
Ridin' in my, hell yeah
Just made me a million
Yeah, Plankton is so teeny, man I think that boy is broad
I'm up in this bitch bikini, tryna fuck up on her bottom
Mr. Krabs, he made it out the fuckin' bottom of the gutter, yeah
Aye Yeah, yeah (Tommy on the track)
I'm sippin' lean, this fuckin' purple is my boy, his name is Patrick
3 opps staring in the gun, yeah, that's a hat trick
Yeah, Plankton, you a bitch, you a bih
And I'm smashing up on Sandy 'cause that bitch is kinda ratchet, yeah

[Pre-Chorus]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I said- ok
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I said- ok (Yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I said- ok, ok, oh ye-
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, ok

[Chorus]
Spongebob got the formula, that boy be creeping every day (Money)
Plankton is the opp, we took his uh- we took his eye away (Ay)
His wife is a bot, we fuck that thot and bend her every way
Squidward got inside that bitch and he gon' make him pay (Hahahaha) (Tommy on the track)
Them patties lit, hey-o (Watch out, uh, yeah)
Plankton's a bitch, hey-o (Yeah, fuck it) (Money)
We made him pay by sucking dick
Ok, Plankton is a bitch, I had to flip him like a pad

[Outro]
Hey-o, hey-o
H-h-h, o
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About “THE FORMULA” by Glorb

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