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John Stamos Lyrics by Goretex, Stu Bangas

Final Expenses

2020

[Intro]
A brutal attack, just one of three attempted robberies that took place in a matter of 2 hours. CBS2's Ilana Gold is live from Canarsie with details of what suspects were after

[Verse 1: Lord Goat]
We old fiends like Meg Tilly with Tourettes
'Cause your mother used to blow Lee Mazzilli from the Mets
You cut a deal to reduce charges, I'm in the booth
Real apartment bitches, ex from St. Thomas, daily garnishin'
Fillin' up dummy apartments, I see the market's up
I sleep like a fuckin' baby when the carpet's stuffed
Gеmini Lounge, 20 pieces in bathtubs
Body parts, float in thе water, they seem airbrushed
Dennis Wilson wigs got the Good Vibrations
Insurgent nature, shovin' a knife to your patrons
When you was locked avoidin' population indictments
I was icepickin', catchin' every stash on Dyckman
Nicky Scarfo, scoop bitches in Mexican car shows
UPS parcels touchdowns, talkin' Carlos

[Chorus]
Blades from shoelaces, your crew can't shoot straight
I was 22 and learned how to make dope from toothpaste
Put the MAC through 'em, attach a potato
'Til he's coughin' up tomatoes, he's pussy like John Stamos

[Verse 2: Lord Goat]
Turn your face to bruschetta
Never take the corpse raw in the Porsche, we use the old cheddar
Because the back's more roomy for MAC-11's and UZI's
We feelin' woozy from dust doobies, fades like Lil' Boosie
Just-Ice in Gucci and Kufi, starrin' in my next movie
Fabio Frizzi, the combination of Biggie and Iggy
Watch me stretch 60 grams, I can poison the city
My enforcers blow torch portions and bosses, headless corpses
You went from a loud mouth to crushed sausage
Glenwood Projects, throwin' models in custom vans
Double the matzah and poppy when I stretch it in pants
Healthy buzz, I'm at the Mill Basin waterfronts
Fortune 500 thugs on Farragut designer drugs
Have to call Israel when your packages be gettin' rubbed
Ask my lawyer why he's high 'cause he bought the judge

[Chorus]
Blades from shoelaces, your crew can't shoot straight
I was 22, learned how to make dope from toothpaste
Put the MAC through 'em, attach your potato
'Til he's coughin' up tomatoes, he's pussy like John Stamos
Blades from shoelaces, your crew can't shoot straight
I was 22, learned how to make dope from toothpaste
Put the MAC through 'em, attach your potato
'Til he's coughin' up tomatoes, he's pussy like John Stamos

[Outro]
We're followin' a developin' story, a shooting at a house party in Brooklyn sending four people to the hospital. Neighbors say they heard several gunshots, uh, breakout at this home here behind me on East 99th Street near Avenue M., where that party, was going on

About “John Stamos” by Goretex

Read the complete lyrics to "John Stamos" by Goretex, Stu Bangas from the album "Final Expenses" in 2020. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Hardcore Rap, Underground Rap, Rap.

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"John Stamos" appears on "Final Expenses" in 2020.

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