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1000 Percent Lyrics by Grand Buffet

Five Years of Fireworks

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[Intro]
That's right
This is some of that fowl shit
And I'm ready for it
[Chorus]
Ten hundred percent, never forget
Last time you checked, your team was still wrecked
By the mess that Lord Grunge left
Did you crap your pants, Lord Grunge? You Bet
Ten hundred percent, never forget
Last time you checked, your team was still wrecked
By the mess that Lord Grunge left
Did you crap in your pants? You Bet
[Verse]
Kick it off I shall I will make no complaints
I know my latex base paints from latter-day saints
The place is packed with old fashioned Dungeon Masters
Ready to slay the Dragon action
That's cool and I support the cause and its sponsors
But I'm partial to Mazes & Monsters
And I play with pride
I get a limb removed each time my character dies
So rise to the occasion with me
I'm beside myself with happiness
And happen to be occupied by small concerns
And my future's so bright I've got third degree burns
All night all day transmitting friendly noise to you
The signal's split, the biggest hit they took without approval
Now the task is hiding, seeking, basic bug-removal
Motel bed sheets pad the door
I've got a new hacksaw and concrete mix from the hardware store
I'm gonna set up shop
I'm on a mission to position myself on top
Beef jerky satiates my blood-lust
Most folks without broad scopes go home nonplused
I'm here to tell you guys
That I'm bustin' through with my rainbow eyes
[Chorus]
Ten hundred percent, never forget
Last time you checked, your team was still wrecked
By the mess that Lord Grunge left
Did you crap your pants, Lord Grunge? You Bet
Ten hundred percent, never forget
Last time you checked, your team was still wrecked
By the mess that Lord Grunge left
Did you crap in your pants? You Bet
Credits
Grand Buffet

Grand Buffet

About “1000 Percent” by Grand Buffet

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"1000 Percent" appears on "Five Years of Fireworks".

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