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Airline (Skit) Lyrics by Greencowme

Rød Grensevegg

2020

*Running*
Greencowme: Out of my way, everybody!
Random text-to-speech person: Hva er problemet ditt, lille drit? (What's your problem, little shit?)
Greencowme: And you, ever heard of English?
Lynn C: Hey sir, I speak English, how may I help you?
Greencowme: Yes, I would like one flight to the United States
Lynn C: Um... aren’t we in the United States right now? You haven't really explained the plot to me
Greencowme: First of all, stop breaking the fourth wall, sencond of all, the plot of this skit is we are at an airport in Norway, and you work here. Can I just get a flight? Damn!
Lynn C: Sir, you cannot say "damn" at this airport
Greencowme: That other random person just called me a little shit and you did nothing about it
Lynn C: Ma'am, I need you to come here
Random text-to-speech person: Hva er problemet, herre? (What’s the problem, sir?)
Lynn C: Yeah, I recieved a complaint that you called this guy a little shit, if I hear any more complaints, I'mma have to ask you to leave
Random text-to-speech person: Beklager, herre, det vil ikke skje igjen (Sorry, sir, it won't happen again)
Lynn C: Now that that's out of the way, I need to check your luggage, to make sure you don't have any weapons, contraband, etcetera
Greencowme: Go ahead
Lynn C: Okay, why do you have a blank CD in some jacket?
Greencowme: It's the master copy, I haven't finished the album yet
Lynn C: Now I'mma help you by labeling this by stamping it
Greencowme: YOU IDIOT! NOW ALL OF THEM WILL SAY THAT BECAUSE I HAVE TO MAKE COPIES OF THAT! It’s okay, let me just calm down, I brought this coca-cola just in case something like this happened
Athena: Um, sir, you can’t bring that on the plane
Greencowme: I can't bring a CD that has no data whatsoever?
Athena: Wha- what are you talking about? I mean your drink. No liquids on the plane
Greencowme: Oh, sorry ma’am, I'll finish it before I board the plane. Also, is this your co-worker?
Athena: Yes he is. Why?
Greencowme: he's giving me a hard time for things I'm pretty sure are fine in my luggage, can you just check my luggage instead of him?I’m pretty sure he isn't trained to do this
Athena: Not a problem, sir. It looks like there's nothing wrong. You can buy your plane ticket now, where are you heading?
Greencowme: The United States
Athena: here's your ticket, have a nice day
Greencowme: You too!
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Greencowme

Greencowme

About “Airline (Skit)” by Greencowme

Read the complete lyrics to "Airline (Skit)" by Greencowme from the album "Rød Grensevegg" in 2020. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rap.

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"Airline (Skit)" appears on "Rød Grensevegg" in 2020.

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