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Stealing the Moon Lyrics by Gregstanley735

greg - EP

2023

[Intro]
Galactic
They call me The Loon (Oh)
Protected by my goons (Ooh)
Took the biggest poo (Woo)
[Chorus]
Tad got murdered by a fat lady
Shot her with my Glocky, yeah, her parents ain't seen her lately
TadWad filled his camera's storage up with a kilo of gravy (Yuck)
He said, "Can you be a feature on WADTAD?" and I won't confirm but I'll give him a "Maybe"
Your great uncle's dog is fossilizing, sorry 'bout that (Whoa)
TadWad hid a landmine under your doormat (Whoa)
Neighbor's dog on my lawn and I need to clean it up
Didn't wanna do that so I forced TadWad to lick it up
[Verse]
I might steal the moon
'Cause I'm poor as hell, I spent all my money on all the Fortnite battle passes
Stared at the OLED too long, I need some brand-new glasses
"I might quit this game after all, I need a break," is what I said to the masses
No money, no fame
No money, so lame
Get me to 100 mil' and I'll decoagulate the solar system
Go back and stream the remix of TadNotBad 'cause I need that cash from him
"What would it take? What would it take?"
"What would it take to drop WADTAD a week early?" is what they'll be askin'
TadWad got so many songs that his fan base wants to leak his music
(Nah, ain't happenin')
August 20th, 2091, there'll be no moon in the sky
Won't take responsibility, I might just blame it on some guy
Sell it to a pawn shop and buy a Porsche 911
Guess what I did in 2001? I was the one who caused- nah
Nah, nah, nah, I'd never
Nah, nah, nah, I'd never
Would I do that? Nah, nah, I'd never
Nah, nah, nah, I'd never
[Chorus]
Tad got murdered by a fat lady
Shot her with my Glocky, yeah, her parents ain't seen her lately
TadWad filled his camera's storage up with a kilo of gravy (Yuck)
He said, "Can you be a feature on WADTAD?" and I won't confirm but I'll give him a, "Maybe"
Your great uncle's dog is fossilizing, sorry 'bout that (Whoa)
TadWad hid a landmine under your doormat (Whoa)
Neighbor's dog on my lawn and I need to clean it up
Didn't wanna do that so I forced TadWad to lick it up

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