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The Dump Lyrics by Gregstanley735

greg - EP

2023

[Intro: gregstanley735 & Joe Biden]
Let me start off with two words: made in America
Whoa

[Chorus]
I just stole CSGO for the 2DS
My dad takin' a dump, so you won't see him again (Shit)
Takin' out the belt 'cause my brother actin' up
Dropped him to the ground when I found his stash of crack
Chargin' up my iPod touch 10, bump some tunes (What?)
Look at me, I'm smart, that's once in a blue moon
Ain't show up to my basketball, I don't even know the score
Don't talk to my ex, she's really just a good friend of mine

[Verse 1]
Ayy, Big Greg in the house
No one know me, I been quiet as a mouse
Greg, Greg, oops, I just took a dook
This brown is really massive, yeah, just come and take a look (Aww)
My phone won't charge, yeah this pisses me off
I just took a piss, yeah, they call me Mr. Quaff
Call me Dr. Travel, yeah, you won't see me later
I ground my friend's tiny pecker with a cheese grater
Damn it, that again, why this just keep happenin'?
I been feelin' down, so I just snorted a napkin ring
Quarter, penny, dime, nickel, all the same to me (Rich)
Tiny little numbers, yeah, I'm as rich as Yeat
Emma lives at 422 Yammet Lane (Yellow house)
Full name: Emmaline Rouger Jane
2002 Tacoma in the yard
Nine to five at McDonalds, yeah, that got to be hard (Yeah, yeah, yeah)

[Chorus]
I just stole CSGO for the 2DS (Nah)
My dad takin' a dump, so you won't see him again (Whoa)
Takin' out the belt 'cause my brother actin' up (Whoa)
Dropped him to the ground when I found his stash of crack (Crack)
Chargin' up my iPod touch 10, bump some tunes (Whoa)
Look at me, I'm smart, that's once in a blue moon (Whoa)
Ain't show up to basketball, I don't even know the score (Finna score)
Don't talk to my ex, she's really just a good friend of mine

[Verse 2]
Yeah, Harry Berry (Mmm), eat him like a muffin (What?)
You know that he hot 'cause he straight out the oven (Ken)
Greg, Greg, Greg, ain't got the Wock', I'm poor as hell
I'm puttin' my kidney on eBay (yeah, yeah), just let that thing sell
Spent a dollar on a new computer, gave it to my friend (Diesel)
Used it for a minute then he brought that thing right to its end
Don't know what the hell he did but that thing ain't be comin' back
Took a massive dook in it 'cause, 'member, it ain't comin' back
Do you think about me now and then?
Comin' home, comin' (What?), never again
I ain't comin' back after what you did to my dog, yeah (Illegal)
Don't go to your bathroom if you don't want to see a log, yeah
I watched my grandpa save pennies
Yeah, he be rich, he be rich, travel to Venus (Time to turn to B)
When they around me my software is hardware
Got a girlfriend 30 miles away, it ain't fair (Head to the lake, why don't you?)

[Chorus]
I just stole CSGO for the 2DS
My dad takin' a dump, so you won't see him again
Takin' out the belt 'cause my brother actin' up
Dropped him to the ground when I found his stash of crack
Chargin' up my iPod touch 10, bump some tunes
Look at me, I'm smart, that's once in a blue moon
Ain't show up to my basketball, I don't even know the score
Don't talk to my ex, she's really just a good friend of mine
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Gregstanley735

Gregstanley735

About “The Dump” by Gregstanley735

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"The Dump" appears on "greg - EP" in 2023.

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