[Intro: GrewSum]
Hey yo Matt, hey Matt, we gotta do an intro for the CD. Got an intro, yeah. Right here
[Verse 1: GrewSum & Matt Freix]
The best fuckin' CD ever that's what I just created
I know there's a lot of haters, that been hangin' out to hate it
Here you go, hate it now, man I'm giving you permission
I ain't come to play around better hand a damn petition
Through your town if you wanna shut us down
And stop this scrumptioulescent sound but in a minute you'll wish you would stuck around
It's about to go worldwide, that's right
That's tight like a fucking speedo on that Matt guy
Dude not cool I know!
Watch how fast it’ll be leaving the shelfs
My CD's got vocal cords that speaks for itself
So when you play this at a party you can say that I'm to blame
When you wake up next to a slut and you don't know her name
Goddamn shit happens when you sip yack and start tit grabbin'
On any chick because she just has 'em
Go ahead blame me, blame 3rd Degree too
Blame music, blame your CD's for the stupid shit you do
Cause
[Chorus: GrewSum]
I finally came here to leave a stain on the game
70 Mile will never be the same
I'm here, I came, I don't wanna be the same
But this song right here is another cliche
I came here to leave a stain on the game
70 Mile will never be the same
I'm here, I came, I don't wanna be the same
But this song right here is another cliche
[Verse 2: GrewSum]
Hello I'm Grew, my real name's Tyler
I drive a Dodge Spirit with four bald tires
I have wet dreams about Lizzie McGuire
And I'ma pull a Jay-Z after this and just retire
Cause I don't think anyone likes me
They'd rather beat me to death with a Nike
Then see another CD on the shelves with this name
Even though I just just came they're sayin' I'm insane
Cause I said your girlfriend's a Tropicana cum dumpster
And she's bitten one of us since GrewSum dumped her
At least I gave her back (Gave her back)
You can have her (You can have her)
She ain't worth the amount of piss in my bladder
And what's sadder is I'd rather have a fucking cup of piss
And touch another bitch who can't fuck or suck a dick
Or deal with people pissed 'cause I'm sayin' fuckin' shit
To all the kids that's listening call your dad a fucking prick
[Chorus: GrewSum]
I finally came here to leave a stain on the game
70 Mile will never be the same
I'm here, I came, I don't wanna be the same
But this song right here is another cliche
I came here to leave a stain on the game
70 Mile will never be the same
I'm here, I came, I don't wanna be the same
But this song right here is another cliche
[Verse 3: GrewSum]
Am I a rapper or a singer? The fact is that I'm neither
I'm the remedy like cedar, raps cooler than your freezer
New movement I'm the leader, better yet I'm like a teacher
Moving faster than a tweaker, wick sharper than a cleaver
My girl says I'm a cheater, at least I don't fucking beat her
Liquor in the two-liter, I'm an alcoholic creature
Giving people the finger while I'm puking on my sneakers
I ain't feelin' too good man I think I got a fever
And the only prescription is cow bell...
Haha, yeah, feels good don't it? Just soak it in
Yeah, it's not even a beat but I love it, haha
Yeah, gully!
[Chorus: GrewSum]
I finally came here to leave a stain on the game
70 Mile will never be the same
I'm here, I came, I don't wanna be the same
But this song right here is another cliche
I came here to leave a stain on the game
70 Mile will never be the same
I'm here, I came, I don't wanna be the same
But this song right here is another cliche
[Outro: GrewSum]
Cliche, cliche, cliche, cliche, cliche
