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Saitama vs Captain Falco Lyrics by Gridline Studios

Thanksgriding

2022

[Intro]
Gridline Rap Battles
Saitama
Vs
Captain Falcooooon
Begin!
[Verse 1 - Captain Falcon (Mr. Tibbs)]
Come on!
This track's not for civilians, so step off my street (yes!)
Take a seat, and watch me Falcon Kick the beat (yes!)
You're underpar, trying to fuck with the birdie (yeah!)
You look like Mr. Clean, so I'm gonna fight dirty
Can't leave this G X'd out. I'm decked out, you'll get mauled
I'm not winning by being lucky, I'm winning cause you're bald
You put the sigh in Saitama, your rhymes are too shitty
Better shut your ass up if you step into Mute City (whoo!)
I'm just a guy who's crushing rookie chumps for fun
But I'm busy, I'll end it quickly with a Falcon Punch!
[Verse 2 - Saitama (LittleFlecks)]
Damn, dude. That didn't move me an inch
Honestly, you should rename that to the Falcon Pinch
You're a Falcon Bitch, dude, you weeb NASCAR weirdo
I bet this wack zero if an F Class Hero (yeah!)
Your Mighty Morphing helmet's probably pouring with sweat (gross)
Genos never told me there was a pigeon level threat
And, with all due respect, I'm not trying to sound condescending
I will never fear a man named, heh heh, Bart Lemming
You failed mascot with an ascot, it must be a bummer
That you got knocked off course by an Italian plumber
Damn, that sounded cool; he won't know what to do next
And I made it up quicker than his Smash Bros. moveset
[Verse 3 - Captain Falcon (Mr. Tibbs)]
You're on the Z City Z list, nobody even likes you
I'm not trying to watch Kaijus fighting roided up Caillou (huh!)
Ready for the climax after the Grand Prix?
Now I'll kick your ass at super sonic speed!
[Verse 4 - Saitama (LittleFlecks)]
Super Sonic? (uh!) That's like the name of that one guy
Oh god, what was it? I know, I got it
Let me try, remember. Wait, what was your name again, dude?
Captain skin-tight one-piece suit with nothing poking through?
Blast you back to obscurity after you crash on the cube
Put another coat on, quit trying to show me your moobs
[Verse 5 - Captain Falcon (Mr. Tibbs)]
What you lack in hair, you lack in still, too
Let's see King try to take credit when I Falcon Fucking Kill you!
[Verse 6 - Saitama (Little Flecks)]
Ain't seen a captain less clutch since Captain Crunch
No cap, you lack that Super Serious Punch
[Outro]
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide
Gridliiiiine *punch* Rap Battlllllles
Credits
Gridline Studios

Gridline Studios

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