Ladies and gentlemen, live in this motherfucker…
It's the Grouce, I hate you so much
That's right, oh you didn’t get the memo? Oh that's a shame then…
It's the Grouce, I hate you so very much
Anyways, let’s start the show… biatch!
(Verse 1)
Bro I'm fully sick, actin’ like a prick
Grabbin’ at my dick while talkin’ to a chick
Smokin’ up a stick while sparkin’ up a Bic
Lighter after drinkin’ a can of cider
I might o’ said somethin’ I shouldn’t
I wouldn't doubt that, tap on the wooden
Table three times just for luck
Hey girls, my dick wants us to fuck
I must've fucked up and fucked this up
When I said ‘fuck’ the first time, fuck this slut
I'ma fuck this verse up worse than what bullies do to the nerds
I'm fucking this up and it fully hurts
This rhyme is a bitch, so I'm gonna hitch a ride
And try climbin’ the bitch with Simon and Mitch
This rhyme is a bitch, so this bitch she deserves
Nothing less than these three words -
(Hook)
I hate you… Hope you motherfuckers all die
While suckin’ a dick, I’ll be there puffin’ a stick
I hate you… Nah, nah, I'm only jokin’
Or maybe I'm not, baby, you’ve got to know that
I hate you… Oh yea I'm goin’ nutters
I hate you so much it makes me wanna go and kill the mothers
That raised you… Fuckin’ bitch, suck a dick, bitch I hate you…
(Verse 2)
Suck a fat dick, eat on that shit
Until you hiccup, eat that fuckin’ dick up
Who gives a fuck what you think, fuck that shit
You hear me, bitch? Suck that dick
Fuck you, fuck him and fuck her
Fuck the globe in a fuckin’ robe
‘Til I fuckin’ blow, fuckin’ no
I don’t give a fuck about this that and the other
I’ll piss on you and crap on your mother
Yeah I fuckin’ swear a lot
And it’s got people talkin’ ‘bout me
Whether I'm fuckin’ there or not
You fuckin’ love it, I put nothin’ above it
My foot’s stuck in a puppet, what the fuck?
This is kickarse, get my foot stuck up your butt
And plug that shit shut
Keep your fuckin’ lips zipped up
And only unzip when I unzip to get my dick sucked
(Hook)
(Verse 3)
Quit it with the strip tease, you’re nothin’ but a prick tease
I’ll feed you fuckin’ dick cheese
In my dreams, bitch? Listen, you can lick deez - nuts
Bitch please, you’re a prick tease
There I said it, I do not regret it
Now try to get it together, I will no edit out any word, forget it
And to my credit, I haven't told you to go fuck yourself
‘Cause I wanna do that, it helps with a brother’s health
But I know that ain’t gonna happen
You’ve made that perfectly clear, that's why I'm rappin’
All I wanted was to give that arse a tappin’
But now that I can be honest, quit the fuckin’ yappin’
Shut the fuck up, you've only had one cup
Of gin, now you're actin’ drunk, you dumb fuck
Fuck, fuck, cunt, shit, fuck
Screw your arse, I'm off to the strip club…
(Hook)
(Verse 4)
How can I be back if I never left
Stay away, today I'm feelin’ real bereft
Ayo, to that bitch at Kfc that fucked up my order
I should o’ smacked your face like “why I ought’a”
Blaow, what the fuck now
Shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down
You’ll be found gagged and bound
You’ll find your fuckin’ body being dragged around
For the dummies who need a disclaimer
Keep in mind I'm just an entertainer
‘Cause it can cause an arresting silence
At a protest against domestic violence
Yea I'ma joke, and I don't give a fuck so
Go lick my fuckin’ nuts, hoe
You don't think I'm fuckin’ nuts, bro?
Go stick your fuckin’ nose where it don't belong
Who gives a shit about them hoes when their clothes are on
I'm screamin’ “bingo!” when my dick goes into a bimbo
I wanna make it into the end zone
But bitches keep on puttin’ me into the friend’s zone
I’ll pop an endone with some headphones on
I’ll pretend no one’s watchin’ when I then go bomb
Every tenth hoe in the tenth row, blonde
Brunette, yeah you bet, I’ll blow ten loads on…
(Hook)
