[Intro]
(Keep it Z3N)
[Verse 1: Nicko]
Ey, Grustania on that beat
Unlike Barrios who didn't make this beat
Being lazy all day and not making shit
"I'm not even working on that one bit"
That's why bro can't even stay fit
Why not work on it lazy ass?
All you do all day is touch grass
This is why your band is very gone now
Can’t believe how it turned out now
You always so annoying to my buddy Adrian
So annoying youre getting under his skin
Tryna act so tough like Mike Tyson’s hairy balls
Tryna date little kids?
Think you better go call Saul
You already know this song’s 'bouta be your downfall
[Chorus: Nicko & Brandon]
Look at the bird
Look at the ground
Suck on my dick because I'm 'bouta pound
Looking at Eleazar, he gonna drown
That's why Bryan is so freaking round
Nah this the fall of my boy Retro Hero
Gonna send bro all the way to Rio De Janerio
Them pеople gonna shoot him with a bow and arrow
This fucking dumbass really be just playing Lеgos
He leggo my eggo like a really dumb fellow
(Yeah, It's lit)
[Verse 2: Guuapoh]
Ey, Guuapoh's on the beat bro
'Bouta give him a diss that Kendrick didn't give though
You better drink a Caprisun before I capture you like a trap son
Playing with the keys yeah
I know you got a band bruh
But the A-minor chord ain't gonna play itself, cuh
You a Petaline member, more like pedophile, remember?
Retro Hero what a joke man
You not the hero that people wanna see no more fam
I'd rather listen to Peg + Cat instead of your music
Because the band's career is like the size of a toothpick
Now you're not gonna put this on repeat
But your gonna find out this shit is neat
I'm 'bouta go Super Saiyan mode
Just to beat your ass like Goku did to Frieza though
Even though you're a pedophile though
[Verse 3: Brandon]
Ey man Retro Hero
More like Retro Zero
That's how many fans you 'bouta have after this diss
You acting so gay
No, I don't wanna have a kiss
Kissing a lot, so maybe you like little kid
You be thinking of furries
Like little taking little a piss, uh
'Bouta call 911 so you better not jizz
You said you fuck a girl, that furry girl
Well guess what, that girl's a dude
I swear the only thing you care about, is dude with boobs
Did you even listen to Ted he literally said
"There are no chicks with dicks, only guys with tits"
Womp womp womp, you be getting no pussy
The only thing you be dating is a girl name Lucy
That’s why you be asking “Hey Lucy, eh can I see your bussy”
Man can it really be that juicy, you damn wussy
That's why your gonna keep on smelling feet of kids tho
I think you might eat a little boy's pito
Just like how you get no pisto
That's why you broke ass shit no money tho
[Chorus: Nicko & Brandon]
Look at the bird
Look at the ground
Suck on my dick because I'm 'bouta pound
Looking at Eleazar, he gonna drown
That's why Bryan is so freaking round
Nah this the fall of my boy Retro Hero
Gonna send bro all the way to Rio De Janerio
Them people gonna shoot him with a bow and arrow
This fucking dumbass really be just playing Legos
He leggo my eggo like a really dumb fellow
(Yeah, It's lit)
[Verse 4: Richard]
Me plus you the way you be touching kids
Hey Peg + Cat how old is Eleazar’s girlfriend? (Ten!)
That's not the best
You plus jail na na na na na
Don’t drop soap na na na na na
The ops are you touch you in jail, yeah yeah yeah
What did the girl say to you no no no
When you pulled out your meat they said woah woah woah
Yeah I go to college to get more knowledge
You go to Jupiter to get more stupider
Oh wait you can't go to college cus you have a criminal record
I be strokin' my shit so you better put some effort
This fire ass diss finna make you fizz on kids
You should go to jail man for beating your meat
All the prisoners gonna make you eat their D
I ccc mmm chocolate
You already know this shit gonna be lit
So don't be showing everyone your dick
You 'bout to cum so I'm bouta make you run
You had a dream about Martin Luther Kings' D tho
Last night you thought you had a girlfriend
It turns out, you said she got no face
No way she really made you fall for you
[Outro: Nicko]
Yeah, Eleazar you owe me five dollars
Do it before I will take your daughter
What the heck happened to your band bruh
It really turned to a joke like huh
"Gas Station Weed" like the heck is that
I don’t even know why its called that
This diss was so hard it made your member leave
Felt like around you he couldn't even breathe around you
With the way you control him all day
Can't even go to the really cafe
