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Stoned before I function Lyrics by Guard

it Was All a Meme...

2023

Remember what was said about you
When darkness was all around you
And nobody believed in your sobriety
Remember how your soul allowed you
To feel new when I found you
To bask in all your sadness
And make love to the madness

Baby I don't feel like falling
Wading in the winter water
Maybe when I reach the shore line
You will be there waiting
I don't wanna be a martyr
Stagnant with my trauma
Holding on to nothing
Stoned before I function
Stoned before I function

Maybe God was testing you
For shaming all thе best of you
Hiding from the pictures
Chopping up your mixturеs
What if I up and left with you
Fed into the depths with you
Left with no conditions
Money or prescriptions

Baby I don't feel like falling
Wading in the winter water
Maybe when I reach the shore line
You will be there waiting
I don't wanna be a martyr
Stagnant with my trauma
Holding on to nothing
Stoned before I function

Time don't forget
Keep your regrets
Keep inhaling
Final reset
Keeping in check
I keep failing
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About “Stoned before I function” by Guard

Read the complete lyrics to "Stoned before I function" by Guard from the album "it Was All a Meme..." in 2023. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Australia, Pop.

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"Stoned before I function" appears on "it Was All a Meme..." in 2023.

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