[Verse 1] You walk in the party Like you're the man Acting all cool With a spray on tan You scope out the bar But you don't understand Why all the fine ladies Have knives in their hands You see a pretty girl And you take a stance You walk up to her And yo here's your chance You ask the fine honey If she'd like to dance But she whips out a blade And splits your pants [Chorus] Cut it up, Cut it up It's a machete party Everybody throw your knives in the air Cut it up, Cut it up It's a machete party Slice and dice like you just don't care Cut it up, Cut it up It's a machete party Everybody throw your knivеs in the air Cut it up, Cut it up It's a machete party Slicе and dice like you just don't care [Verse 2] So you grab a couple drinks To drown your shame Building up a buzz To get back on your game All these crazy women Are driving you insane Cutting up the dance floor Hacking through veins So you grab your coat Because it's time to go Before a sharp object Ends your blood flow If you didn't think it then Well now you know Always bring a knife To the Gunday show [Chorus] Cut it up, Cut it up It's a machete party Everybody throw your knives in the air Cut it up, Cut it up It's a machete party Slice and dice like you just don't care Cut it up, Cut it up It's a machete party Everybody throw your knives in the air Cut it up, Cut it up It's a machete party Slice and dice like you just don't care [Bridge; Spoken] Oh yeah... I see all you kids out there on the dancefloor Going crazy, cutting it up with your machetes Having a party... But now it's time to bring the noise... Diggity diggity... When DCar decides to bring it I need you all to go insane So when it's time, we gotta jump We gotta bounce, we gotta bring the house down Are you ready? [Chorus] Cut it up, Cut it up It's a machete party Everybody throw your knives in the air Cut it up, Cut it up It's a machete party Slice and dice like you just don't care Cut it up, Cut it up It's a machete party Everybody throw your knives in the air Cut it up, Cut it up It's a machete party Slice and dice like you just don't care
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