Negabruce: (laughter)
Bruceman:
NegaBruce…
Negabruce:
Aaaah. Bruceman! I've heard rumors of your return. You've been gone for quite some time
Bruceman:
NegaBruce, release your prisoners. Their family misses them
Negabruce:
Look around you. It's a nonstop party in my honor! Why would I want to stop something like that? Be a good boy and skidaddle! Didn't you learn anything from me the last time we met? No one wants you around these parts!
Bruceman:
I am a changed hero, NegaBruce. This time is different. Now I am prepared!
Negabruce:
You're still an idiot! Allow me to put you in your place
Bruceman:
I’d like to see you try
Negabruce:
Okay brother dear. You have my attention!
Bruceman:
I won't hold back!
Negabruce:
Bring it on!
(fighting)
Negabruce:
You are stronger… I'll give you that. More nimble too!
Bruceman:
Where do you think I was all this time? Crying in a ditch?
Negabruce: (laughter)
You mean you weren't?
Bruceman:
Taunt all you want!
Negabruce:
I don’t need your permission, but thanks anyways!
Bruceman:
Why are you doing this? Come quietly brother!
Negabruce:
I'm your better half, Bruceman! I feed off of anger and hate! The war against you only makes me stronger!
Bruceman:
But what good is this power when it destroys the world around you?
Negabruce:
Everyone is beneath me! The world should be honored to bask in my power!
Bruceman:
Your arrogance is going to get you killed!
Negabruce:
How? No one can compare to me!
Bruceman:
Not the punchline you were looking for?
Negabruce:
My face! My Beautiful face!
Bruceman:
Negabruce, you're losing! Throw in the towel. Give up!
Negabruce:
Hah! Yeah right! Are you sure you're watching the same fight?
Bruceman:
Argh, stubborn like always!
Negabruce:
Just like you!
Bruceman:
Right. Dodge this!
Negabruce:
What the…OW! That burns! What the hell?
Bruceman:
I got more where that came from too!
Negabruce:
You’re moving so fast... Where are you?
Bruceman:
Right here. (punch)
Negabruce: (screaming in the air and lands)
Bruceman:
Are we done yet? Or do you need more convincing?
Negabruce:
You really think a few lucky punches can stop me! You’re dreaming if you think this is over
Bruceman:
You’re a sad, demented man, Brother...
Negabruce:
Maybe. But, anything you can do, I can do better, Bruceman!
Bruceman:
What the hell?!
Negabruce:
You’re not the only one that’s improved. (laughter)
Bruceman:
Wh-what is this madness?
Negabruce:
You foolish little worm! I'll wipe the floor with your teeth!
Negabruce:
You really want to die this time, don't you?
Bruceman:
No, not really
Negabruce: (laughter)
I'll kill everyone in the building! You could've just left Bruceman! You made this happen!
Bruceman:
I... will.. save.... EVERYONE!!!
Negabruce:
Get your hands off me!
Bruceman:
What’s wrong? Just a little brotherly love, NegaBruce!
Negabruce:
What do you expect to do?
Bruceman:
Just watch
Negabruce:
This power... BruceMom didn’t teach me that!
Bruceman:
Heh, then consider this a free lesson!
Negabruce:
How on earth can a failure of a hero teach me anything!?
Bruceman:
You forgot one thing, Negabruce! Good always defeats evil!
Negabruce: (screaming)
Negabruce:
Savor this victory, but I let you win fool! You’ll taste real defeat soon!
Bruceman:
I ... I did it... I won!
Narrator:
Negabruce's reign has come to an end! Bruceman perseverance has finally paid off. It was a difficult and humbling time
But everything Bruceman experienced was necessary to become a real hero
Times may be difficult, and the odds might be greatly stacked against you. But if a masked man has taught us anything... Aim for the stars!
Because, YOU! MIGHT BECOME STUPENDOUS YOURSELF ONE DAY!
