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Captain Crunch Lyrics by GWAR

Hell-O!

1988

[Verse 1]
Everybody needs somebody to abuse
Everybody needs a lot of stuff to eat (Shit)
Everybody gonna be a body one day
Having fun, mortal scum?
Rest assured it's not for long

[Chorus]
When you least expect it, your world reels
You fall to the ground
Will heaven protect it? No
A strange new world that you found

[Verse 2]
And now, bodies waking, soul a-quaking
You'll see, see your jellied corpse a-baking
Your world teeters on the brink of madness
We shall (You know we shall)
Kick that bitch over with gladness

[Chorus]
You enter the sex-plague
You cannot breed
And you await death
Your anus bleeds

[Verse 3]
And now, bodies waking, soul a-baking
You'll see, see your jellied corpse a-baking
Your world teeters on the brink of madness
We shall kick that bitch over with gladness

[Chorus]
When you're all dead, we'll still be here
Having butt sex', cause I'm so queer!

[Outro]
Disciple, disciple, disciple of sin!
Disciple, disciple, disciple of sin!
Disciple, disciple, disciple of sin!
Disciple, disciple, disciple of Doctor Claw
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About “Captain Crunch” by GWAR

Read the complete lyrics to "Captain Crunch" by GWAR from the album "Hell-O!" in 1988. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Thrash Metal, Metal, Hardcore Punk.

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"Captain Crunch" is credited to GWAR. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Captain Crunch" appears on "Hell-O!" in 1988.

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