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Pocket Pool Lyrics by GWAR

This Toilet Earth

1994

[Verse 1]
Little Flopsy flaps around
He flaps on up and he flaps on down, he's just a
Flippy flappy happy slappy kinda
Crappy clown, yeah
C'mon now, flap Flopsy flap
Wrap a slimey lap around the map
If you do these things, Flopsy baby
You're gonna take a nap
He really gets a nap

[Chorus]
He pulled his panties down

He's lying on the ground

[Bridge]
Birdies know
Rivers flow
Doggies always go

[Verse 2]
You're playin' pocket pool, that's right
Pocket everyday
When you got the pool in pocket
It's always that way, when you play
Pocket pool, that's right
Pocket everyday
When you've got the pool in pocket
It's always that way-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay

[Chorus]
Pig-dick sandwich, porcu-butt pie
Slup it up with your black-eyed bride
Got them Smoky Mountain oysters on the side!
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About “Pocket Pool” by GWAR

Read the complete lyrics to "Pocket Pool" by GWAR from the album "This Toilet Earth" in 1994. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Metal, Blues Rock, Blues.

"Pocket Pool" is performed by GWAR. from the album "This Toilet Earth" in 1994 This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "Pocket Pool", explore more songs by GWAR using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

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"Pocket Pool" is credited to GWAR. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Pocket Pool" appears on "This Toilet Earth" in 1994.

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