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Slamwitch Lyrics by GWAR

Operation: F.O.O.D.F.I.T.E.

2004

[Intro]
Slam Witch!
Slam Witch!
Slam Witch!
Slam Witch!
Slam Witch!
Slam Witch!

[Chorus]
Slam Witch!
Slam Witch!
Slam Witch!

Slam Witch!
Slam Witch!
Slam Witch!

[Verse 1]
Slam Witch comes and children scream
Made of brains and sour cream
If kids won't eat his moldy bread
Then Slam Witch eats you kids instead
Slam Witch comes and you'll all cry
Swats F-16s from the sky
Admit you crave his drippy spinach
Fall and worship giant sandwich!

[Chorus]
Slam Witch!
Slam Witch!
Slam Witch!

Slam Witch!
Slam Witch!
Slam Witch!

[Verse 2]
Scores of kids he has ate
And shall obliterate
The Kids Next Door and all their brothers
And all the misbehaving others
Who won't eat Gramma Stuffum's food
And now themselves are chomped and chewed
By he who's made of skunks and dried veal
And comes to make you kids his next meal

[Bridge]
Jump inside his massive jaw
Amid the plaque and old coleslaw
With giant sandwich's pair of claws
On Kids Next Door, he chomps and gnaws

Slam sandwich!

[Interlude]
Rotten kids or giant hamster
Slam Witch eats them all with muenster
Miserable, verminous, despicable rat
Will now make Slam Witch nice and fat

Slam Witch, charge!
Slam Witch, fight!
Slam Witch, eat!
Slam Witch, ooh!

How dare you refuse my tasty monster?
Slam Witch will destroy you, hamster!
Before you jump into his gizzard
Have a taste of candied lizard
Slam Witch comes and he must eat
He's made of cheese and puppy feed
And if you crave to be his dinner
Fall and worship Slam Witch winner!

Slam Witch? Why do you twitch?
My giant sandwich!
Slam Witch!

[Chorus: Grey DeLisle & Kids Next Door cast]
Slam Witch!
Joaquin!
Slam Witch!

Slam Witch!
Joaquin!
Slam Witch?

Joaquin!
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About “Slamwitch” by GWAR

Read the complete lyrics to "Slamwitch" by GWAR from the album "Operation: F.O.O.D.F.I.T.E." in 2004. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Thrash Metal, Rock, Metal.

"Slamwitch" is performed by GWAR. from the album "Operation: F.O.O.D.F.I.T.E." in 2004 This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "Slamwitch", explore more songs by GWAR using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

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"Slamwitch" appears on "Operation: F.O.O.D.F.I.T.E." in 2004.

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