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Have An Eggroll, Mr. Goldstone Lyrics by Gypsy 2008 Broadway Revival Cast, Patti LuPone, Boyd Gaines

Gypsy (2008 Broadway Revival Cast)

2008

[ROSE]
Have an eggroll, Mr. Goldstone
Have a napkin, have a chopstick, have a chair!
Have a spare rib, Mr. Goldstone
Any sparerib that I can spare, I'll be glad to share
Have a dish, have a fork
Have a fish, have a pork
Put your feet up, feel at home
Have a smoke, have a coke
Would you like to hear a joke?
I'll have June recite a poem!
Have a lychee, Mr. Goldstone
Tell me any little thing that I can do
Ginger peachy, Mr. Goldstone
Have a kumquat, have two!
Everybody give a cheer
Santa Claus is sitting hеre
Mr. Goldstone, I love you!
[COMPANY]
(mumbling)
[ROSE]
Havе a Goldstone, Mr. Eggroll
Tell me any little thing that I can do
Have some fried rice, Mr. Soy Sauce
Have a cookie, have a few!
What's the matter, Mr. G?
Have another pot of tea
Mr. Goldstone, I love you!
There are good stones, and bad stones
And curb stones, and Gladstones
[HERBIE]
And touch stones and such stones as them
There are big stones and small stones
[ROSE, ROSE & HERBIE]
And grind stones and gallstones
But Goldstone is a gem
[COMPANY]
There milestones, there are millstones
There's a cherry, there's a yellow
There's a blue
But we don't want any old stone
Only Goldstone will do
Moon-stone, sun-stone
We all scream for one stone
Mr. Goldstone, we want you!
(spoken)
Goldstone!
Credits
Gypsy 2008 Broadway Revival Cast

Gypsy 2008 Broadway Revival Cast

Patti LuPone

Patti LuPone

Boyd Gaines

Boyd Gaines

About “Have An Eggroll, Mr. Goldstone” by Gypsy 2008 Broadway Revival Cast

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