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Dumb Lyrics by Hair Jordan

Van Boy - EP

2021

Hey
Hi, my name is Chris
I'm not diagnosed but yes I know; I'm an idiot
I'm not good at much but I'm really really really good at talking shit
I'll talk my way into a fight to see if I can talk back out of it
Got no off switch, I don't know when to stop it
Blah Blah Blah just like that kid who'd never pass the Bop-It
*Pass it*
NO I DON'T WANNA PASS IT!
Rocking real stockings
Dog's red rocket
Grew up on the farm all the animals fuckin'
STOP IT!
Don't you know when to stop talking?
NO!
Actually I don't, 'cuz I'm really that Dumb
Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb
Oh shit oh fuck I'm dumb!
Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb
Hey...uh
I'm not sure if anyone can relate to what I'm 'bout to say but
I just hate when everyone has to play a game that tests the game 'cuz
I'm stupid; didn't wanna do this
But I'm looped in Trivial Pursuit with
A bunch of Baccalaureates they're smart as shit I won't give in 'cuz
I can get under thеir skin that's how I take another win, ey!
Thеy pass the class and I'm passing out
Don't know the past but I'm living now
I make history like Bonaparte
Don't lecture me I make smart remarks
Still doesn't mean you're smart
Yeah I know
I'm Dumb!
Hahaha!
Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb
Oh shit oh fuck I'm dumb!
Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb
Maybe there's a parallele universe out there
Where Hair Jordan gives a fuck
But it ain't here!
Maybe one day
I can wake on the other side
Trade in my body
Get a new one to test drive
Can you do that?
Dude I don't know
I am so confused
My eye droops I don't sleep at night
My IQ's like 2 or 9 (I forget)
Lost my suitcase I'm Samsonite
That's it
Lost my tooth and it made me cry
Dude you knocked out my tooth!
My anxiety says "hello"
Oh what's up?
And it's finally acceptible
Um, 6 feet please!
For society to leave me alone
I'M SORRY I'M INTROVERTED OKAY!?
I don't need a reason
I just love being home
I'm a doofus but I'm not completely useless
Tik Tok plays my music and they pay me when you use it
Wait, this guy's got money?
Yeah, ain't that stupid?
But hey it's a check
And like you said...
Uh...
I actually don't remember anything you said
Have I been talking this whole time?
Sorry about that...
Why didn't you tell me to shut up or something?
I'm gonna go now...
Cuz I'm dumb!
Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb
Oh shit oh fuck I'm dumb!
Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb
Credits
Hair Jordan

Hair Jordan

About “Dumb” by Hair Jordan

Read the complete lyrics to "Dumb" by Hair Jordan from the album "Van Boy - EP" in 2021. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rap.

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"Dumb" is credited to Hair Jordan. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Dumb" appears on "Van Boy - EP" in 2021.

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